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ChastityCoyote
ChastityCoyote
Previously known as Coyote.
joined 8 years, 10 months ago s 0 j 0 v 0 v:s 0 v:j 0 f 0 w 31 c:g 412 c:r 52
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Commission: Prophecy's Big Solo by Danaume
 
 
Commission: Prophecy's Big Sol...
 
by Danaume
party boi by joykill
 
 
party boi
 
by joykill
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I am a dynamic figure, often seen scaling walls and crushing ice. I have been known to remodel train stations on my lunch breaks, making them more efficient in the area of heat retention. I translate ethnic slurs for Cuban refugees, I write award-winning operas, I manage time efficiently.

Occasionally, I tread water for three days in a row. I woo canines with my sensuous trombone playing. I can pilot bicycles up severe inclines with unflagging speed, and I cook Thirty-Minute Brownies in twenty minutes. I am an expert in stucco, a veteran in love, and an outlaw in Peru.

Using only a rake and a large glass of water, I once single-handedly defended a small village in the Amazon Basin from a horde of ferocious army ants. I play bluegrass cello, I was scouted by the Mariners, I am the subject of numerous documentaries. When I'm bored, I build large suspension bridges in my yard. I enjoy urban hang gliding. On Wednesdays, I repair electrical appliances free of charge. I am an abstract artist, a concrete analyst, and a ruthless bookie. Critics worldwide swoon over my original line of corduroy evening wear.

I don't perspire. I am a private citizen, yet I receive fan mail. I have been caller number nine and have won the weekend passes. Last summer I toured New Jersey with a travelling centrifugal-force demonstration. I bat 400.

My deft floral arrangements have earned me fame in international botany circles. Children trust me. I can hurl tennis rackets at small moving objects with deadly accuracy. I once read Paradise Lost, Moby-Dick and David Copperfield in one day and still had time to refurbish an entire dining room that evening. I know the exact location of every food item in the supermarket. I have performed several covert operations with the CIA. I sleep once a week; when I do sleep, I sleep in a chair.

While on vacation in Canada, I successfully negotiated with a group of terrorists who had seized a small bakery. The laws of physics do not apply to me. I balance, I weave, I dodge, I frolic, and my bills are all paid.

On weekends, to let off steam, I participate in full-contact origami. Years ago I discovered the meaning of life but forgot to write it down. I have made extraordinary four course meals using only a mouli and a toaster oven. I breed prizewinning clams. I have won bullfights in San Juan, cliff-diving competitions in Sri Lanka, and spelling bees at the Kremlin. I have played Hamlet, I have performed open-heart surgery, and I have even spoken with Elvis.

Currently however, I am a travelling installation tech for a PNW company.
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MylesCobalt
3 months, 2 weeks ago
Thanks for watching! ^_^
ITO
ITO
3 months, 3 weeks ago
I see you're on a compliment spree. Thanks so much for the kind words 😁
Mizzyam
3 months, 3 weeks ago
Thanks. =)
Tsukasa27
4 months ago
Thanks for the watches here and on FA~
RalphOHare
7 months, 2 weeks ago
You’re welcome thanks for watching back!
blindrabbit
8 months, 1 week ago
Hi Coyote!
CampionL
8 months, 2 weeks ago
Thank you very much for the watch! ^.^
DelKon
8 months, 2 weeks ago
Rooooar! Thank you so much for watching Del and Angry team :)
moyomongoose
9 months, 2 weeks ago
Thank you for the watch.
Autumnbear
9 months, 3 weeks ago
Thanks for the Watch Coyote!
Selene
11 months, 2 weeks ago
Thankies for the watch ^^
pokepony99
1 year, 10 months ago
thanks for the watch! ^u^ *hugs tight*
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