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ChastityCoyote
ChastityCoyote
Previously known as Coyote.
Stats joined 12 years, 3 months ago s 2 j 3 v 63 v:s 26 v:j 37 f 2 w 50 c:g 1,052 c:r 68
[Warning: Political] Honk Honk by Bachri
 
[Warning: Political] Honk Honk
Nature happens
Driving today to go sample some craft hard apple cider (main goal) and pick up my roommate from his relatives that make said cider to bring him home (good excuse for the first),  I was tooling along P...
2 months, 2 weeks ago
Finally got the CoV
Finally happened.  Since the whole plandemic hit, ive been pretty much not masking wherever possible and let nature take its course.  My teammates at work are pretty much the same.  Working in close p...
8 months, 2 weeks ago
Tis the season
Merry Christmas all!
1 year, 9 months ago
[Warning: Political] Honk Honk by Bachri
 
 
[Warning: Political] Honk Honk
 
by Bachri
Draw your character in this... by misterpickleman
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Draw your character in this...
Commission: Prophecy's Big Solo by Danaume
 
 
Commission: Prophecy's Big Sol...
 
by Danaume
party boi by joykill
 
 
party boi
 
by joykill
Profile
I am a dynamic figure, often seen scaling walls and crushing ice. I have been known to remodel train stations on my lunch breaks, making them more efficient in the area of heat retention. I translate ethnic slurs for Cuban refugees, I write award-winning operas, I manage time efficiently.

Occasionally, I tread water for three days in a row. I woo canines with my sensuous trombone playing. I can pilot bicycles up severe inclines with unflagging speed, and I cook Thirty-Minute Brownies in twenty minutes. I am an expert in stucco, a veteran in love, and an outlaw in Peru.

Using only a rake and a large glass of water, I once single-handedly defended a small village in the Amazon Basin from a horde of ferocious army ants. I play bluegrass cello, I was scouted by the Mariners, I am the subject of numerous documentaries. When I'm bored, I build large suspension bridges in my yard. I enjoy urban hang gliding. On Wednesdays, I repair electrical appliances free of charge. I am an abstract artist, a concrete analyst, and a ruthless bookie. Critics worldwide swoon over my original line of corduroy evening wear.

I don't perspire. I am a private citizen, yet I receive fan mail. I have been caller number nine and have won the weekend passes. Last summer I toured New Jersey with a travelling centrifugal-force demonstration. I bat 400.

My deft floral arrangements have earned me fame in international botany circles. Children trust me. I can hurl tennis rackets at small moving objects with deadly accuracy. I once read Paradise Lost, Moby-Dick and David Copperfield in one day and still had time to refurbish an entire dining room that evening. I know the exact location of every food item in the supermarket. I have performed several covert operations with the CIA. I sleep once a week; when I do sleep, I sleep in a chair.

While on vacation in Canada, I successfully negotiated with a group of terrorists who had seized a small bakery. The laws of physics do not apply to me. I balance, I weave, I dodge, I frolic, and my bills are all paid.

On weekends, to let off steam, I participate in full-contact origami. Years ago I discovered the meaning of life but forgot to write it down. I have made extraordinary four course meals using only a mouli and a toaster oven. I breed prizewinning clams. I have won bullfights in San Juan, cliff-diving competitions in Sri Lanka, and spelling bees at the Kremlin. I have played Hamlet, I have performed open-heart surgery, and I have even spoken with Elvis.

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SMUG INTELLECTUAL- Human-coded coyote with sense of humor
seeks furry quadrupedal digitigrade oxygen breathing anthropomorph for
romance in the galactic core. Ive got cool guns if you like to break
stuff. No Yuppies or Hipsters.
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XPAuthor
7 months, 3 weeks ago
Thanks for the watch! Enjoy my insanity~
UnstableSable
1 year, 3 months ago
Thanks for watching me.
Snowtouched
1 year, 4 months ago
Heyyyyy. <3 <3 Thankies for the watch. It really means a lot to a growing artist. <3
Have an amazing day! ♥
Sonicthebitch
1 year, 10 months ago
Thank you so much for the watch!~
IHaveVertigo
1 year, 11 months ago
Ty so much, it really means a lot <3
IHaveVertigo
1 year, 11 months ago
ty for the watch!
SynnfulTiger
2 years, 4 months ago
RoughLady
2 years, 7 months ago
Thank you a lot for watch! ^_^
Ralanr
2 years, 7 months ago
Thanks for the watch!
blindrabbit
3 years ago
((hugs)) hope your week is as good as honey and as smooth as whiskey.. and as cheap as nickel candy..;)!!

LOL

;)

Tiff
blindrabbit
3 years ago
+((Hugs)) waving at ya.. Hope you have a wonderful week.
Bouncy
3 years ago
Thanks for the watch and the fav =:3
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