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by DrJavi
My recipe for alioli/mayonnaise sauce, as learned from Spanish chef Karlos Arguiñano.

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male 1,267,229, genet 618, sauce 195, mayonnaise 36, recipe 32
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Type: Comic
Published: 3 weeks, 6 days ago
Rating: General

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ElfenSciuridae
3 weeks, 6 days ago
I used to make make my own mayo in the 90s... I should start making it again.

Thanks for sharing!
draconicon
3 weeks, 5 days ago
Isn't it aioli?
DrJavi
3 weeks, 5 days ago
That's the French spelling.
draconicon
3 weeks, 5 days ago
Fair, thanks for the correction.
lordofallqwop
3 weeks, 4 days ago
And thus the inferior one.
Circeus
3 weeks, 5 days ago
huh... I always thought allioli was italian. Didn't know it was from spain
DrJavi
3 weeks, 5 days ago
To be fair, a lot of Mediterranean nations came up with similar recipes.
Circeus
3 weeks, 5 days ago
more like, the word itself sounded Italian. In my defense I'd only ever seen it spelt the French way, otherwise the lack of a gl would've tipped me off.
ZaiksMcKraven
3 weeks, 3 days ago
the term Mayonaise, actualy stems from the spanish town of "maó" being the capital of the island menorca. So it's originaly maónaise, like bernaise, or hollandaise.
RileyRivers
3 weeks, 5 days ago
I plan on making cakes with mine since I hate mayo with just about everything else. Is it okay if I use non-olive oil then?
DrJavi
3 weeks, 5 days ago
ò ∧ ó
RileyRivers
3 weeks, 5 days ago
Hey it works and mayo cakes are nice and moist.
SuperBH
3 weeks, 5 days ago
I use extra virgin rapeseed oil which gives it a nice, nutty flavour.
RileyRivers
3 weeks, 5 days ago
Every god damned time I see that word, it does physic damage to me. Why did they call it that?
TwistedDragon
3 weeks, 5 days ago
It's related to the turnip and the Latin word for turnip is rapum, sooo... yeah. The other word comes from the Latin rapere. To snatch, grab, or carry off. An unfortunate convergence over time.
MarcusKoopa
3 weeks, 5 days ago
Hey, look on the bright side. At least this means there really IS a rape culture! It's what happens when you grow a field of canola, aka Yellow Rape. Fun fact: They had to change the name TO Canola Oil because Rape Oil made feminists really angry.
MviluUatusun
3 weeks, 5 days ago
I thought Canola had something to do with Canada.  That's why the Can- is at the beginning of the word.
TwistedDragon
3 weeks, 5 days ago
I literally have everything for this, I need to stop making excuses to not to make it.
DrJavi
3 weeks, 5 days ago
I didn't have a choice myself, all local marts decided to stop selling proper mayo and I will not eat the ultra-processed crap.
TwistedDragon
3 weeks, 5 days ago
Aw, my condolences :c
AlyssaKamber
3 weeks, 5 days ago
Don't worry, the ultra-processed stuff IS crap.
Syroc
3 weeks, 5 days ago
You can also just slowly pour the oil in as you blend the egg and spicy things (I make spicy mayo, sue me). It results in an extra measuring cup to wash, but I find it easier to regulate how fast I pour than how quickly I pull up on a shaking device that's also pulling down.
AndyBunneh
3 weeks, 5 days ago
I actually really hate mayo more than anything, but this makes me wanna try it o.O
Alfador
3 weeks, 5 days ago
I'm willing to give it a try on the strength of "I probably just hate the overprocessed industrial version and actual homemade stuff might hit my tastes better."
PlaneshifterLair
3 weeks, 5 days ago
Instructions unclear, as for the penultimate panel, I put all of it on the food. Nothing left to store.
DrJavi
3 weeks, 5 days ago
Quick, make more!
Waccoon
3 weeks, 5 days ago
I'm sure Boris approves.

But me... I'll stick to hot sauce.  8)
SuperBH
3 weeks, 5 days ago
Radical idea but... hot sauce in mayonnaise!!
DrJavi
3 weeks, 5 days ago
My father did that once. He mixed Canarian hot sauce (mojo) with mayonnaise and called it mojonnaise.
DrJavi
3 weeks, 5 days ago
Boris is my arch-nemesis, he had the gall to say Spanish mayonnaise tastes bad.
Baree
3 weeks, 5 days ago
Hmm. I don't like mayonnaise in general. Does that automatically mean I'm not allowed in your house?
DrJavi
3 weeks, 5 days ago
No, only vegetable oils that aren't made of olives are forbidden.
Baree
3 weeks, 5 days ago
Ah, that's fair enough.
Murdock
3 weeks, 5 days ago
MAYONEZ!
DragonPen
3 weeks, 5 days ago
Ooo! This is very useful. Thank you!
MarcusKoopa
3 weeks, 5 days ago
During the egg price boom, I just bought some chickens. It was a lot cheaper. Now I have a flock of little fluffy butts I take for walks every day and have more eggs than I'll ever use. It's a shame I really hate the taste of mayonnaise.
DrJavi
3 weeks, 5 days ago
But you can still make this.
Clafoutis aux pommes by DrJavi
Feryl
3 weeks, 5 days ago
I learned how to make my own mayo in Culinary Arts school way back in the early 2000's & the world has been a better place since. I love mayo. Now & then I'll add a bit of lime instead of lemon for a twist.
MviluUatusun
3 weeks, 5 days ago
LOL@the fourth panel
LeNeant
3 weeks, 5 days ago
Olive oil + garlic is for alioli, or aioli

alternatives: rapeseed oil was already mentioned, sunflower-seed oil works great as well
add a teaspoon of Dijon mustard instead of garlic for German/Belgian Style Mayonnaise



ZephyrWolffox
3 weeks, 5 days ago
oo! nice idea!  especially since I have my own chimkins! :P
DrJavi
3 weeks, 5 days ago
Ah, I see you did decide to fight the corporatocracy, good good.
tortuman
3 weeks, 5 days ago
oh neat handmade mayonaise shame i can't really eat non vegan mayonaise for health reasons
DrJavi
3 weeks, 5 days ago
To be fair, all those ingredients minus egg still make a really good seasoning.
Viperman200221
3 weeks, 5 days ago
And it is a lot better for you than store bought mayo!
Anonimus
3 weeks, 4 days ago
Where's the part where you put it into your oral orifice? =)
DrJavi
3 weeks, 4 days ago
I ran out of room. xD
Athesis
3 weeks, 4 days ago
I rarely have good olive oil available and I hate the bad one.

I started to really enjoy making it with peanut oil and Mustard seeds.  
Dreamous
3 weeks, 4 days ago
I would love to taste your aioli
Boony
3 weeks, 4 days ago
You need to make a pool of all your recipes so they're together to look at.
DrJavi
3 weeks, 3 days ago
I don't really have that many yet, but sure, I don't see why not.
moyomongoose
3 weeks ago
Extra version olive oil is the only cooking oil I use, and from first cold press too.

As for eggs, I find pasture raised eggs have a stronger egg taste than free range does.
Hens that lay free free range eggs have free range within a fenced in yard, usually on bare dirt ground, and they are fed grains and chicken feed.
Hens that lay pasture raised eggs are allowed to roam in a large, grassy, fenced in pasture, and they eat what naturally grows or crawls in the pasture.

As for those cheap budget eggs, I avoid those all together when I shop for eggs. Those are so bland they practically have no taste at all.
How those cheap eggs are produced (the eggs at Save-a-Lot and Pinch-a-Penny):
Inside of warehouses, there are rows and rows of battery cages, and on shelves one over the other.  One agra-giant egg farm location typically has 40 to 60 acres of these warehouses.
The hens stay in those battery cages 24 hours per day, and are fed and watered from troughs that run past the cages.
The battery cages are so small, a hen has barely enough room to turn around. And sometimes more than one hen are stuffed inside of a battery cage. Overhead fans run day and night to cool the hens.
Lifespans of hens kept this way are generally shorter. However, dead hens are not a loss to the corporate agra-giants that produce eggs this way. Egg production numbers outweigh the losses from dying hens. Plus, the dead hens are loaded onto trucks and sold to companies that manufacture dog food and cat food.  Everyday, a semi tractor trailer load of dead hens is bound for a pet food factory while trucks bring in replacement hens.
Egg farms that use this method do so to maximize the proportion of egg production for each square foot of land at the facility.
This maximizes profits so they can market their eggs to low income and poverty stricken consumers who can not afford free range and pasture raised eggs.

For the low income consumers who can not afford any better, they are settling for inferior quality eggs that are virtually tasteless, and lacking the nutrients that better eggs have.  
By comparison, you can even see a difference in the colour of the yolk.
A better quality egg has an amber yolk.
A cheap egg has a pale yellow yolk.
The poor quality is due to the hens being in extreme stress, crammed into battery cages 24 hours per day including Sundays, the roar of the cooling fans that run day and night, and who knows what is in the feed to boost egg production.

Paleumi
2 weeks ago
is this one of those things that if you make it, its summons you behind them? :O if multiple of these are made does it like spawn more instances of you or is it a stacking buff like you just get buffer if your already here? can you be in multi places at once? because im sure insane amounts of people would be making this at one time. this looks amazingly tasty btw ty for sharing :D
DrJavi
2 weeks ago
Only if you use sunflower oil, then I'm already inside your house and I'm armed.
Paleumi
2 weeks ago
im tempted to use the sunflower oil just to at least maybe get a hug before i get blasted xD
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