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I made a joke on Twitter and someone felt a need to educate me on its proper use...

Friend, it's a joke. I'm sorry if you think it's somehow locked to use only by a specific group of people. And maybe I'm a bit of a dick for using my free time at work this morning to make this rather than work on something that I need to finish. But hey, the bright side is I now have something I can use whenever someone takes something I say too literally.

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Published: 6 years, 9 months ago

Rating: General

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Lykaelos

6 years, 9 months ago

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Oof.

Gendasi

6 years, 9 months ago

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It's a joke, not a dick. Someone needs to stop taking it so hard.

misterpickleman

6 years, 9 months ago

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@ Gendasi

Damn! That would have been a better comic!

Gendasi

6 years, 9 months ago

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@ misterpickleman

You have my permission to make it so. ;3

Dragonlord354

6 years, 9 months ago

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@ Gendasi

I wanna fave this comment

wollypegger

6 years, 7 months ago

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@ Dragonlord354

Likewise.

TheRevengeX11

6 years, 9 months ago

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@ Gendasi

Would you take a dick soft? That hardly makes sense... Xd

TeaPartyRabbit

6 years, 9 months ago

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@ TheRevengeX11

Tell that to the angry grandmothers and frustrated grandfathers. :(

GrandAdmiral

6 years, 9 months ago

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@ TheRevengeX11

The joke is that the person is taking the joke hard, like they'd take a dick. :3

TheRevengeX11

6 years, 9 months ago

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Good luck trying to get that point across on Twitter. They don't care, there.

misterpickleman

6 years, 9 months ago

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@ TheRevengeX11

Well, people on Twitter seem to respond to pictures more than words... *shrug*

JamesWN

6 years, 9 months ago

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What was the joke?

misterpickleman

6 years, 9 months ago

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@ JamesWN

Someone made a tweet about how, if you're a cis guy and you're crush is trans, then you are not straight. To which, I replied, "I'm not gay, but my boyfriend is!" At this point, someone else joined in to "explain" that my joke was used by gay/bi/pan men and not to describe "heteroflexible" people.

Delrar

6 years, 9 months ago

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@ misterpickleman

Doesn't even sound rude or anything. My last boyfriend was bi, so technically he wasn't gay but his boyfriend was. It's just accurate to say.
I swear it's just people trying to play the victim for pity points these days. Trying to make everything offensive and off limits to say. :<

LovingArticHusky

6 years, 9 months ago

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@ Delrar

This makes sense. Seems people still don't like that bi people are a thing. So stupid that people make out that you have to be one or the other.

I could say the same. "I'm not gay and neither is my Bf" Which is true. We are both bi. And people would probably get super pissy at it.

Snowfirechakat

6 years, 9 months ago

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lol nice

CubbyH

6 years, 9 months ago

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the face on the last panel is adorible

curtainshowers

6 years, 9 months ago

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XD yup

pirohmaniac

6 years, 9 months ago

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LceBaCUts7g

Dontamure

6 years, 9 months ago

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@ pirohmaniac

....................................dood.......they gotz SKILLZ!

TeaPartyRabbit

6 years, 9 months ago

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I'm not offended by all the dumb blonde jokes because I know I'm not dumb... and I also know that I'm not blonde. - Dolly Parton

Cainesama

6 years, 9 months ago

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Dat smile at the end. Perfect~

misterpickleman

6 years, 9 months ago

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@ Cainesama

:3

BlueShark

6 years, 9 months ago

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Funny wip u did

misterpickleman

6 years, 9 months ago

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@ BlueShark

WIP? This is done, man. I'm not putting any more effort into this. :P

Lynry

6 years, 9 months ago

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Nothing like waking up to find yourself blocked by some of your favorite artists.

misterpickleman

6 years, 9 months ago

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@ Lynry

I hope that isn't the case. Though I should probably check, now.

Lynry

6 years, 9 months ago

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@ misterpickleman

Just don't ever say "I don't see what's wrong with cub" on Twitter. That was social suicide for me.

misterpickleman

6 years, 9 months ago

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@ Lynry

LOL Yeah, well I have two Twitter accounts. My alt I rarely post with, so it should be in the clear. ;)

BlueShark

6 years, 9 months ago

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I thought wip was a quick sketch that was wiped up. my bad

misterpickleman

6 years, 9 months ago

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@ BlueShark

LOL Nope. WIP = Work In Progress. :D

ThatOneWaffle

6 years, 9 months ago

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This made me chuckle for a bit longer than I'd care to admit

misterpickleman

6 years, 8 months ago

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@ ThatOneWaffle

:D

WhiteWoof

6 years, 9 months ago

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And, of course, my brain (on panel 3) went to The Watchmen :B

misterpickleman

6 years, 8 months ago

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@ WhiteWoof

I'm afraid I don't get the reference... :/

WhiteWoof

6 years, 8 months ago

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@ misterpickleman

Opening scene of the movie, The Comedian (retired vigilante) gets curbstomped by an intruder, and near the end of the fight, he says "It's a joke.... it's all joke."
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WBpLs21AzXQ 20 second clip of the segment I'm referring to :B

air6ornepigDELETED

6 years, 9 months ago

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Jokes are serious business

misterpickleman

6 years, 8 months ago

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@ air6ornepigDELETED

VERY SERIOUS! YOU CAN'T TAKE JOKES LIGHTLY!