Introducing Pickles, the Otter! by misterpickleman < Submission

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Cainesama

7 years ago

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Edited 7 years ago by Owner

Oooh! Pickles, No! No eat the Tide!

Looks great on the fursona! otters are cool!

Kirapac

7 years ago

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Hello and goodbye sweet prince

misterpickleman

7 years ago

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@ Kirapac

Here lies Pickles. Jan. 31, 2018 - Jan. 31, 2018. Too pure for this world.

Krayton

7 years ago

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@ misterpickleman

Your tide came in.

Kavukamari

7 years ago

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RIP

misterpickleman

7 years ago

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@ Kavukamari

At least he's clean!

ScubaCat

7 years ago

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Well that couldn't be healthy XD

misterpickleman

7 years ago

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@ ScubaCat

Aww, he'll be fine...

Right?

ScubaCat

7 years ago

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@ misterpickleman

If it smells nice it don't always mean it'll taste nice, wish I knew that when it came to firelighters D:

MviluUatusun

7 years ago

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The fact that he's eating Tide pods proves he ain't the brightest bulb in the pack.

misterpickleman

7 years ago

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@ MviluUatusun

Much like myself.

Not that I eat soap.

Often.

DakkaWoof

7 years ago

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@ misterpickleman

Tide is nothing like soap tho, it's more like concentrated bleach.
I feel ppl underestimate just how dangerous these are ^^'

misterpickleman

7 years ago

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@ DakkaWoof

Be that as it may, if you die eating Tide, then I think the world should thank you for removing yourself from the gene pool.

KitRyuu

7 years ago

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@ MviluUatusun

but he is the cleanest bulb in the pack. His wiring is just off.

MazedMarten

7 years ago

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is his one leg brown colored?

misterpickleman

7 years ago

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@ MazedMarten

It's darker because it's shadowed...

I tried.

BlueShark

7 years ago

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some furs can eat tide pods with no consequence because they have 2 mouths or are only a drawing/render

misterpickleman

7 years ago

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@ BlueShark

Very valid points.

Nullivox

7 years ago

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Y'all be rich enough to eat Tid Pods, but I'm to poor and have to eat the off brand, Gain flings.

misterpickleman

7 years ago

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@ Nullivox

"Oh, ya'll got Tide Pods? How 'bout the 'too poor for food' challenge?"

SolsticeLeopard

7 years ago

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Thats not what your mother meant when she said wash up Pickles

Keeran

7 years ago

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Back in the day, we used to make kids wash their mouths with soap each time they said a dirty word. Nowadays, Kids are eating Tide Pods!

And you know, i really thought your 'sona would be in the lines of a Deviljho from monster hunter, since they're even called "pickles" in-game.

Yes, i'm sure those monsters would eat Tide Pods. They eat just about anything.

ishkee

7 years ago

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Silly, silly :P

dogear

7 years ago

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And we never saw pickles again for unknown reasons.

misterpickleman

7 years ago

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@ dogear

Oh, I'm pretty sure the reasons are QUITE clear. :D

Ratzmaus

7 years ago

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@ misterpickleman

Aren't tide pods pretty opaque though? I dunno, we don't have them here in germany as far as I know :P

caldaq

7 years ago

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Now he can fart bubbles above as well as below the water.

misterpickleman

7 years ago

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@ caldaq

Please! Otters don't "fart." They...

Well...

Actually, I think they do fart.

GreenReaper

7 years ago

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@ misterpickleman

They blow them to taste their food underwater! Not the only ones to, either. It's pretty cool.
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/earth/wildlife/7803714...
https://news.vanderbilt.edu/2006/12/20/scientist-discov...

curtainshowers

7 years ago

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And there goes Pickles the Otter

misterpickleman

7 years ago

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@ curtainshowers

Yeah, I should have titled this, "Introducing (and Dismissing) Pickles, the Otter"

But he'll be fine. :P

Ultratails42

7 years ago

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The light that burns twice as bright burns half as long, and you have burned so very very brightly. RIP.

misterpickleman

7 years ago

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@ Ultratails42

My dad always did tell me to shut off the lights I'm not using...

TanukiArts

7 years ago

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It was nice knowing you Pickles!

misterpickleman

7 years ago

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@ TanukiArts

*nom**nom**nom*
Why do people keep saying that?
*nom**nom* URK!!!

WeakenedState

7 years ago

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I'm gonna miss your picklesona.

misterpickleman

7 years ago

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@ WeakenedState

Otters are better than Pickles, anyway. I just need to make an appropriate portrait to use as an avi.

Draggy94123

7 years ago

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Dude he is perfect. I love him a lot

misterpickleman

7 years ago

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@ Draggy94123

That's not the green in you talking, is it? ;)

justnow2017

7 years ago

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If suicide was the goal I would have just used bleach

misterpickleman

7 years ago

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@ justnow2017

"But I don't like spicy foods..."

krazylegz624

7 years ago

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welp, he lasted

misterpickleman

7 years ago

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@ krazylegz624

Just about a week. They really should put child locks on those boxes.
https://youtu.be/5aDqrTP_dKk

krazylegz624

7 years ago

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@ misterpickleman

with how he's going at it, i see him missing a tongue

Lnarra214

7 years ago

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well, definitely not on the bright side. someone please stop him, those things taste nasty.

misterpickleman

7 years ago

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@ Lnarra214

People say the same thing about Worcestershire sauce. To those people I say, "You're right. We just need to stop all this senselessness."

Lnarra214

7 years ago

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@ misterpickleman

lol, indeed.

MythicFox

7 years ago

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Pickles. Pickles, stahp.

misterpickleman

7 years ago

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@ MythicFox

But if they weren't meant to be eaten, then why do they taste so terrible??

unsent

7 years ago

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why hath thy exposed this to mine face eyes

misterpickleman

7 years ago

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@ unsent

You must now suffer the consequences of the cursed image.

Zee2016

7 years ago

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Welp, that's one way to clean yourself out. :)

misterpickleman

7 years ago

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@ Zee2016

Spic and Span®!

VocalStrike20

7 years ago

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Why do people eat them when they tel you NOT TO EAT THEM!!!???

misterpickleman

7 years ago

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@ VocalStrike20

"Shut up, Tide Pod box! You aren't my REAL dad!"

VocalStrike20

7 years ago

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@ misterpickleman

Ok, enjoy death.

Neversoft

7 years ago

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Aww~ he’s cute X3

misterpickleman

7 years ago

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@ Neversoft

Neversoft

7 years ago

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@ misterpickleman

is he bi or straight? :o

misterpickleman

7 years ago

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@ Neversoft

Probably straight. Dunno if I even want to bother with that aspect of the character.

Neversoft

7 years ago

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@ misterpickleman

ok, just thought I’d ask be for hitting on him XD lol

esanhusky

7 years ago

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Since you are what you eat, does that mean he's a podder now?

misterpickleman

7 years ago

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@ esanhusky

Shtap.

BrokenPupper

7 years ago

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RIP Pickleotter

misterpickleman

7 years ago

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@ BrokenPupper

Rest in Pods?

DogWhistle

7 years ago

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RIP

misterpickleman

7 years ago

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@ DogWhistle

He'll walk it off... :P

Rethex

7 years ago

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Well... introducing and right to the grave XD

misterpickleman

7 years ago

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@ Rethex

"And there he goes, ladies and gentlemen!"

TheMonst3r

7 years ago

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Jesus fucking Christ

misterpickleman

7 years ago

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@ TheMonst3r

Not even HE can help.

island

7 years ago

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ahem.....IMPROPER USE OTTER!

misterpickleman

7 years ago

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@ island

*muffled retort*

DireKyre

7 years ago

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On the plus side he seems to be just swallowing them without chewing, so he won't -die- just be completely miserable for a few days. Less'n he huffs his own burps afterward, I'd imagine they'd probably still have the fatal fumes. Rest ye well, doofy ott.

GreenReaper

7 years ago

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@ DireKyre

Pretty sure those pods are designed to melt once they get hot enough...

misterpickleman

7 years ago

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The forbidden fruit is SO TASTY!