Hello, my name Mik and I'm a hyena. Or a Gremlin. I'm kinda both, one or the other depending on what kind of mood I'm in. As a hyena you can call me Forty. My wacky little gremlin self, you can call me Schemer Brush. Or just Brush if you like, Schemer is more of a title anyways.
The real me, Forty. Hmm where to begin, Male spotted hyena, about 6'6" I'm from central Vermont where I live with my husband, a strange little dog, and a really fat bearded dragon. I make a living as a gunsmith and engineer. I am the co-owner and chief custom shop manager of a gun and tactical supply dealership here in Vermont. I also do some private home contracting on the side. I don't have much free time. But when I do, I spend most of that time writing, drinking, taking things apart, building things.
Gremlin me. Hmm.. well what's to say then? My name is Schemer Brush. Although I guess really just Brush, Schemer is more of a title really. 3'3", green eyes, brown and white fur. Currently with the 902nd Research and Experimental Development Division (Go Redtails!) as acting Senior Schemer. I was formerly stationed as a Green Ear Schemer at Compound 42. I was re-stationed to the 902nd facility after a little accident (Not my fault). I like tea, wrenches, and 1/8 steel rivets, and my favorite snack is bottle caps. I love bottle caps. :3~~ I really dislike Knights and the Spiral Order.. A lot...
Former Warrant Officer Neffelo Clamp. Though most most folks call me Neffie, or Boss, haha. So, I guess I'll just explain it. I was a graduate of the Dominion Merchant Marine Academy many years ago. After that I worked aboard a wide variety of Dominion flagged merchant ships. Things were good until I got into a little bit of trouble. Was accused of things like.. ehh.. you know.. Smuggling, slave trafficking, theft of Dominion cargo. None of these things are true of course. Well, I was taken in and not to gently questioned by ICI for a few weeks. Can;t really remember how long, I passed out a lot due to the ehhh.. percussive questioning tactics. Heheh. Anyways, ICI decided that I needed to work on my figure and I was sentenced to 22 years of hard labor on TTS-137. So off I went...
But that wasn;t the end of this CHUA's story. Nope nope. So while on TTS-137 I met.. Eeehh.. Meet the most awesome Chua ever (Aside from Mondo) His name was Frink. So after some discussing and a couple years of breaking rocks. Me an' Frink decided we were gonna leave. One hilariously destructive prison break later, we were free critters again. It was about this time that the Red Tail Gang was formed. A happy little band of Chua entrepreneurs, lead by yours truly and my right hand critter Frink. Life was good for a long time.. Eh.. Tired now.. Don't wanna talk about it anymore..
LITTLE KNOWN FACTS!!
I don't eat food like normal people, I in fact, live by consuming large quantities of Rule 34 and cheap alcohol.
I'm a have a deep love for old kung fu and horror movies.
I have been deported from Canada and Azerbaijan. (That was one CRAZY Yom Kippur.)
A guy threw a trash can at me outside a coffee shop once.
Dr. Manhattan's giant blue wang.
I've got friends with small faces.