You come across a lab, a PC flickers to life within the darkness, casting a blueish glow across the room. A password input dominates the center of the screen, obscuring what looks to be some sort of report in the background. With some luck and know-how you manage to crack the password, the screen disappears, and before you can react, a red light scans your retina. Pink digits poke the screen, as a video screen pops up revealing an elder rodent. "Ahhhh what do we have here? That looks like my old Lab in Sector 2814. It has been so long since it was online, heh heh. Well, you found it, this is my old space my lab...or one of the four around this sector, anyhoo. Welcome, trespasser, if the lab's defenses were online, Paradigm would have Carmilla atomize you, but the lab was heavily damaged. So, what, you want to know my name? My rank?" The video screen flickers away, the plans disappear, being replaced by another file, showing a personnel file, it seems to be written by himself.
Name: Professor T. Paradigm
Age: 74 but in earth years 304 we chua are long liveing
Faction: The Dominion
Rank: 48 clearance levels 7
Race: Chua (space rodent)
Ebony & Ivory: Twin high-energy ionized gas pistols capable of firing a huge, armour-piercing, thirteen-millimeter bullet. The rounds are jacketed with a "casing" of Plasma infused Macedonian silver and tipped with a hollow point, which contains an explosive charge of pre-compressed mercury. Potentially limitless energy locked inside of the chemical cartridge magazine capacity to sixty rounds with a length of 39cm (16 in), a weight of 16kg (35lbs), and a black gunmetal construction, it is one of the most powerful hand weapons in my collection Did Paradigm mention that Paradigm also can use Spell charge bullets in this?How can one carry two guns of this wight? thats my secret trespasser dare Paradigm say it.. science.
Sex: Due to one of my experimental procedures, with...unexpected side effects, I would now be classified as a MaleHerm.
Boss: Lord Mondo Zax
Class: Hmmm, Spellslinger has a certain charm to it.
His image flickers back onto the screen, a smile creeps across his face. "There you go a lil about me. You're here now and Paradigm can't stop you from lookin around on this old lab. Just don't go telling, or passing around what you find in this log, you hear?
Dr. T. Paradigm signing off...."