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by Chucky
Permanently Jaded.
The Wind God Answers.
Permanently Jaded.
The Wind God Answers.
I love writing this shit. "Bwaaa! I just want someone to love!"

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male 683,048, female 561,818, skunk 19,341, squirrel 16,694, bed 15,857, cuddling 4,136, emo 1,244, college 1,021, jenny 726, chucky 359, adam 142, dorm 109
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Type: Comic
Published: 4 years, 5 months ago
Rating: General

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Fraddas
4 years, 5 months ago
Oh don't ask that Chucky you will be sorry! Dx
Chucky
4 years, 5 months ago
Yeah, you know it's a setup.
KazaOokami
4 years, 5 months ago
plot twist, koolaid man busts through the wall knocking him out, he wakes up in the basement of the principal with a dress on!
Chucky
4 years, 5 months ago
Hawt!! No j/k, but if you drew it I wouldn't protest.
KazaOokami
4 years, 5 months ago
the images of my mind chucky in a dress saying "and this will get me a girlfriend how?"
Pepperbutt
4 years, 5 months ago
It's a... trap?
RokukeShiba
4 years, 5 months ago
Chucky you need to date someone dumber then you so you can feel important :P


Lulz jack you once = yours forever :P
Chucky
4 years, 5 months ago
Haaaa!! Actually he is smarter than Merry, but I know what you mean. ;)
RokukeShiba
4 years, 5 months ago
Honestly he just needs to sit back and let them come to him XD

otherwise he will scare them off by being way to clingy and possessive
ThunderSnow88
4 years, 5 months ago
I'd like to hear how Merry thinks of this situation
Chucky
4 years, 5 months ago
It's best this stays in the dorm. A confrontation between Merry and Jenny would be FUG-LY.
tanuki
4 years, 5 months ago
This is the #1 retorical question to avoid, doesn't matter when and why
Chucky
4 years, 5 months ago
I take it you've asked Life this question and received a less than pleasant answer?
Drizzt248
4 years, 5 months ago
not sure about tanuki, But the last time I asked life that, my house burned down
starling
4 years, 5 months ago
Hmm I dunno if he's actually getting the right advice about the situation. We shall see! And as for things going wrong, your clothes could mysteriously vanish, for one thing! :3c *crosses fingers*
Chucky
4 years, 5 months ago
That's why I titled it "Young Logic". I heard so much stupid shit from friends about how to approach girls or what certain things meant.
PrysmTKitsune
4 years, 5 months ago
aaaaaaaaaaagrggggh number one top of the list of famous last words come on chuck you know beter then to say that!
(its tied in first place with the similar 'how could this get any worse?']
Chucky
4 years, 5 months ago
Another famous 'last phrase' is, "Hey, watch this shit!"
cesar23
4 years, 5 months ago
Fucking Friendzone
Mogura
4 years, 5 months ago
never, NEVER NEEEEEEEEEEEEVVVVVVVVEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRR! say "what else could go wrong" its liek standing in a thunderstorm in a montain with a copperpole in wone hand wearing an wet steelhelmet and yelling all gods are bastards!
PatchieRaccoon
4 years, 5 months ago
we know whos on top in that relationship ;)
also for some reason the Song "I just wanna use your love tonight... I dont wanna lose your love tonight"  pops into head
PatchieRaccoon
4 years, 5 months ago
do Hope the patch things up hate to see merry removed from regular cast due to ill feelings
cesarin
4 years, 5 months ago
Why I do feel that Chucky is gonna be hit square by Murphy's law?
Pouchlaw
4 years, 5 months ago
Dave and Kitchy can find a girl for anyone. Let them help you, Chucky.
Bubbaclaw
4 years, 5 months ago
I'm a GM. I LOVE it when my players ask that question.
Winterfeline
4 years, 5 months ago
That question is just an invitation to take off the safety and let the world of pain unleash the worst it can do on a person.

Hope that Chucky wont end up regretting voicing that thought out loud, but will have to see. Honestly, it is that sort of comment that could really end up being regretted if he remembered he was dumb enough to voice it out loud later when things take a new downturn and realize he had actually asked for it. That is just looking for trouble after all, don't paint devils on the walls or whatever way that saying goes.
Taoaliah
4 years, 5 months ago
that kinda happened to my char tonight actually... managed to avoid any traps the gm set, asked self that question, then entire party walks into the trapped rooms, all all traps go off, almost tpkd the party(thankfully no one died...)...me: fml ;w;

and then the luchador monk runs off by himself, triggers the boss by the lake, and he "might" survive, but he is royally fucked if the party dosent get there soon...

how much damage did i take the whole session?...14, from a breath weapon potion

how much did i take from the traps?...none! xD...after the rogue would open a door, i would sneak in to the safe zone after each trapped zone, then made it to the lake area.  ill have to find out what happens next in 2 weeks... :/
Bubbaclaw
4 years, 5 months ago
" Taoaliah wrote:
that kinda happened to my char tonight actually... managed to avoid any traps the gm set, asked self that question, then entire party walks into the trapped rooms, all all traps go off, almost tpkd the party(thankfully no one died...)
 :/

Is it wrong to say that we GM's get a bit of sadistic glee when we pull off a TPK? What game do you play? I run RoleMaster 2nd Ed. I still think that my usual reponse to the question of what is RM like handles it best. I just call it D&D on steroids. RM has the most realistic damage system of any FRPG out there in my opinion. [It never ceases to make me laugh when I explain a simplified form of the damage system; but it works.]
This is how I explain it. In D&D if you shoot a 1st level character with an arrow he has a good chance of dying. You then shoot a 5th level character with that same arrow and he barely even feels it. In RM if you shoot a 1st level character with an arrow he has a fair chance of dying from his wound. You then shoot a 30th level character with that same arrow, he has as good of a chance of dying as the first level character. [Yes, you read that right.] In RM you have Critical Hit Tables that can do extra damage, loss of limbs, even instant death. It all depends on how well the GM rolls on the Critical Tables. [The 30th level character has more HP and a lot more skills than the 1st level character, but they'll both die if you shoot them in the head with an arrow.

Send me a PM if you want a more detailed explanation of what I'm talking about.
MooseJam
4 years, 5 months ago
The last panel...he just set the 'jinx' mojo in motion.  Prepare for whatever else can go wrong.  
GaleSmilax
4 years, 5 months ago
dont ever ask that question
ruink
4 years, 5 months ago
hmm....
ryuseishin
4 years, 5 months ago
Lol I love how jenny is just sitting on adam the whole time.
Chucky
4 years, 5 months ago
His back smells like squirrel butt.
ryuseishin
4 years, 5 months ago
you say that like it is a bad thing
Chucky
4 years, 5 months ago
Smells a bit nutty.
quasiskunk
4 years, 5 months ago
Oh Jeeze, Chucky...at least Timmy Turner had Fairy Godparents to prevent that from happening..you just have Kitchy n Dave :)
HattieTheHat
4 years, 5 months ago
Making a girl fall in love with you is against Da Rulez though.
graymuzzle
4 years, 5 months ago
NEVER EVER ask "What else can go wrong?"
You ALWAYS find out.
(HUGS)
Poor Chucky! Looking for love in all the wrong places....
RokukeShiba
4 years, 5 months ago
or how about just not look for love he's only 14! live your life Chucky! hang out with guy friends and play video games or watch  movies!:3
NeksusCat
4 years, 5 months ago
He's 16.. >.>
RokukeShiba
4 years, 5 months ago
still to young :P
NeksusCat
4 years, 5 months ago
Well, it's always relaxing to get your steam out with friends. Doesn't means that you should listen or do as they advice.
Most of the time they'd spit out some silly stuff just to turn your thoughts away from the problem, not being actually serious.
Yet Chucky doesn't know they're not serious.
woffie
4 years, 5 months ago
CHUCKY!!!! NO!!!! DON'T ASK THAT!!!!
Nemmy
4 years, 5 months ago
Protip: if you're gonna invoke Murphy's Law regardless if it's intentional or accidental, at least be well-prepared and/or well-armed for what's to follow. :P
NaydrxSpade
4 years, 5 months ago
This is gonna get "Christmas Vacation" real fast XP
GreenReaper
4 years, 5 months ago
I just don't get the way some people talk casually about their private sexual encounters.
Chucky
4 years, 5 months ago
I probably didn't show it enough, but he's quite close with is room mate and room mate's wife. These topics aren't off limits with them.
Winterfeline
4 years, 5 months ago
Its not entirely unknown behaviour, some people are fairly open about it. I am friends with a guy who's girlfriend was rather open about what the two of them were doing, to the point of even joking about wanting us out of the door in the evening because no background music would cover the noise coming from their room soon. So on and so on.

Nonetheless, yes it makes sense that people that trust one another enough to joke about those things can be rather open about sexual things too. They're not so much a taboo in some parts of the world as they are in others.

Example: Finnish guy here, I've sat in a sauna without any towels in use with 3 of my male friends and 2 female friends, and nothing sexual about that really. Yet the idea of that had a few friends I have on the world practically in shock for a while, and a traditionally raised British fellow now living in Finland even remarked that he could understand it between guys not caring about the towels but that it wasn't making sense to have girls around at the same time too, remarking it was likely to end up in some awkward looks. Meh, figure its just how different cultures are sometimes, what people are used to. Funny enough, I see the same girls in bikini and I can't help but admire their form, but relaxing in the nude in the sauna is kinda 'sacred' in a way, there's no leering or such going on there. Meh.

Sorry, weird ranting...
Chucky
4 years, 5 months ago
Rant is acceptable. Throughout college and afterwards, I had various different room mates. Most of us got comfortable enough with each other to discuss all manner of topics, including personal stuff. Some people were more comfortable than others, but I usually got a feel for room mates pretty quickly and knew how far I could take topics.
FoxonTheFox
4 years, 5 months ago
I can take certain topics all the way. I'm really open. and most people I know are the same.
wolfx241
4 years, 5 months ago
Chuckcy im in the same boat with you buddy, i have so many girls that are just friends
and they never want to go any further than friendship... or they brother zone me....


*hugs*
Draggy94123
4 years, 5 months ago
uh oh chuck your temping fate and fate is one mean bitch
Tycloud
4 years, 5 months ago
Youd think your average person would be happy to even get a hand job let alone complain about it. That Chucky is  really demanding :3
Chucky
4 years, 5 months ago
Oh he was quite happy about the hand-job. But it got his hopes up so high, he really thought it meant Merry was his girlfriend.
krazylegz624
4 years, 5 months ago
Chucky: "what else could go wrong?"
Universe: hm? what's that? is that... is that a challenge? *puts on badass shades* challenge accepted
Lupinetiger
4 years, 5 months ago
I think fate just perked an ear at that challenge and said "Oh goodie, play time."
Coop
4 years, 5 months ago
aww poor chuck
sandypants
4 years, 5 months ago
"I'm tired of girls that just wanna be friends!"
Oh Chuck... sigh...
AstralFrankie
4 years, 5 months ago
NEVER tempt Murphy's Law.
Shnurui
4 years, 5 months ago
And here's the pitch...
PlaneshifterLair
4 years, 5 months ago
"I want someone TO BELONG TO ME AND BE MINE AND ONLY MINE FROM THE START AND FOREVER!"

Sorry boy, you're sounding WAY too clingy, that'll make it hard to grab anyone not-crazy XD
Chucky
4 years, 5 months ago
But that is SO how I felt in my teens and early 20s.
tannytheratty
4 years, 5 months ago
Good job on the onomonopoetic accent. I'm guessing nu yawk?
Chucky
4 years, 5 months ago
Adam and Jenny are both from Pittsburgh, but they've got that urban thing going.
RyoOhkiRosefox
4 years, 5 months ago
"what can go wrong?"
well after a comment like that a whole lot of stuff is gonna go down
Rhysion
4 years, 5 months ago
This is going to be one of those hindsight things that everybody won't understand until after the fact. It's not fun to go through, but it happens to us all. If Chucky and Merry don't act like complete asses, I don't see why they wouldn't be able to patch things up to at least being friends again.
DragonPen
4 years, 5 months ago
Chucky you KNOW she is right. You need someone easy going...hmm
blindrabbit
4 years, 5 months ago
Oh Chucky...  Kinda reminds me of a comment Rabbit made years ago about relationships..  "it is like seeing a box of condoms that are made from the "Second Chance Condom Company", where the slogan was "Because your first encounter wasn't scary enough!"

Chucky, be yourself, the females will come to you, (hopefully, com..Err never mind !)

Happy belated Thanksgiving Chucky!..
Tiff Aka Tiger
Chucky
4 years, 5 months ago
Haa ha ha! Happy Thanksgiving to you too!
KathrynTheCat
4 years, 5 months ago
Murphy's law: "anything that can go wrong WILL go wrong." By asking "what else can go wrong" you're invoking the wrath of Murphy. Poor Chucky.

I know what it's like being in Marry's shoes, though. It sucks just as bad, though in a different way. It's like destroying a friend's trust. It hurts both parties. It doesn't make it right, but if Marry is even a little like me she'll feel bad about it her whole life.
Silverbolt88
4 years, 5 months ago
poor Chucky at lest he has good friends by his side to help him with the bad times
CrinkleCorgi
4 years, 5 months ago
It gonna get worse
SkyBlueSloth
4 years, 5 months ago
Chucky just asked the obvious question.
DrakeArlin
4 years, 5 months ago
Famous last words. Oh I remember being in that kind of boat. Only with guys. Took me a while to wise up and just stop looking and just start having some fun of my own. Turn out for the best. Got me my awesome otter hubby and we are doing just fine. ;3 <3
Chucky
4 years, 5 months ago
And it's always hotter with an otter. XD
DrakeArlin
4 years, 5 months ago
Damn right! ;3
Toshubi
4 years, 5 months ago
Tsk, Tsk! Chucky... you never challenge fate at a time like this.
KNIFE
4 years, 5 months ago
Oh yeah THIS will end well. Not only getting "advice" from two of the LAST people he should be listening to right now but he just invoked the WORST of ALL possible Murphyism's : "WHAT ELSE CAN GO WRONG!"  

I hope your insurance is payed up Chucky. :D
QuentixStarwing
4 years, 5 months ago
In the words of a close friend of mine 'Oh you Foolish fool! You'll rue the day that you tested time!' And poor Chucky will discover that o.o
TastesLikeGreen
4 years, 5 months ago
What else could go wrong? Well, your dragoness plushie could turn out to be pregnant, for one... :B
Chucky
4 years, 5 months ago
Haaa ha ha! At least you could call the offspring a 'drunk' or a 'skragon'.
Cadc
4 years, 5 months ago
Lmfao XD
Cadc
4 years, 5 months ago
"What else could go wrong"

oh boy.... you've just opened Pandora's Box old chap....
BanditRingtail
4 years, 5 months ago
...he didn't just say that.  Tell me he didn't just say that.

*sigh* Way to tempt the Gods of Irony, Chucky.

Also, what they're saying about Merry kinda bugs me.  I guess it's easy to judge someone based on their actions and what little you know about them, rather than getting close enough to find out.  Hope they don't start rumors or something, even on accident.
MviluUatusun
6 days, 3 hrs ago
Last panel:  Cue telephone ringing.  

Chucky, take it from someone who knows.  Don't EVER ask that question because you WILL find out.
Chucky
5 days, 14 hrs ago
I kinda cued that one up didn't I?
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