When I was a little Dutch girl, growing up on the flowing golden prairies of New Mexico's gold coast, my mother used to bake the most delicious apple rhubarb tangerine bok choy pies. The smell of those pies filled my youthful soul with a transcendent sense of peace and harmony. Now that feeling of bliss can be yours. Just, not by buying these yechhy Garbage Pail Kritters cards. Instead, maybe try yoga or some other hippie crap like that.
This is not affiliated with Topps. I just puked it up myself.
Images made with box-standard, browser-version Bing AI. Images tweaked and elongated by OpenArt's inpainting. Prompt: "Garbage Pail Kids" art of a cute [handsome/pretty] anthropomorphic [species][situation], 1980s airbrushed trading card art, big head, expressive eyes, [details], [background],