After the debacle in Dallas, I decided to try another NFC East team: The New York Giants! Hell, this team doesn't even have an animal in its name! What was I gonna do? Turn into Goliath or Paul Bunyan? Alas, fate had other plans...I found myself bursting from my new Giants attire as I transformed into the largest mammal on Earth, the blue whale! I sure hoped someone would find me and get me to the ocean soon!