Lifestyles of the Pink and Fat
“I wonder if our pictures are truly done yet,” said Sweetheart.
“I hope so, the wait is killing me,” said Patch.
“Me too,” replied Clover. I just want them to get here so I can forget about them.
“Look, dahlings, it’s Pinkie Pie,” said Rainbow Dash.
“Whoa, that’s a pretty awesome outfit she has on,” said Starlight.
“Very bright indeed,” said Sunny-Daze. *they rush over to see Pinkie Pie*
“Hi everybody, what’s going on?” asked Pinkie Pie.
“We’re admiring your outfit, Pinkie, it’s totally rad,” said Sunny-Daze.
“Absolutely stunning, dahling,” said Rainbow Dash.
“It’s truly amazing,” said Sweetheart. *Ace, Lancer and Teddy come over*
“Wow, what an outfit,” said Ace.
“Who’s wearing it?” asked Lancer.
“Who cares?” questioned Teddy.
“Where’d you get that outfit, Pinkie?” asked Sunny-Daze.
“I’ve had it for a while but I haven’t worn it until now,” said Pinkie Pie. I got it at that Clothes N Things store across the street.
“Great choice,” giggled Minty.
“It fits you well,” said Bon Bon.
“It is a size smaller than I probably should have gotten but I wanted to show off my pink belly,” said Pinkie Pie.
“Well, dahling, you certainly did,” said Rainbow Dash.
“I want an outfit like that,” said Minty giggling again.
“So do I, agreed Sunny-Daze.
“We can stop by after school,’ said Pinkie Pie. Right now though, we have school. *they head inside* [Inside school…]
“Class, I have your pictures and I’ll pass them out to you right now,” said Hackney. *she passes out the photos* I have to say, I am impressed at how well your photos came out.
“Wow I look great,” said Melody.
“Well this isn’t so bad,” said Clover.
“Where’s my photo, Ms Hackney?” asked Sweetheart.
“Hmm, I thought I handed them all out, Sweetheart,” replied Hackney. Oh, there’s one on the floor here, maybe it’s yours? *Sweetheart opens it*
“It is truly mine, thank you Ms Hackney,” said Sweetheart joyfully.
“I don’t know how it got there but you’re welcome, Sweetheart,” said Hackney.
“Absolutely positively great,” said Pinkie Pie. Lots of pink showed up here.
“Works for me,” said Starlight.
“Finally, it’s here, it’s here!” said Patch excitedly. *she opens hers* It’s so me.
“Now this is a good photo of me,” said Sunny-Daze.
“What’s wrong with my eyes?” asked Sweetheart.
“They’re red,” said Melody.
“That must’ve been from the camera as my eyes are red in my photo too,” said Bright Eyes.
“Mine aren’t,” said Clover.
“I guess it must’ve been how we truly faced the camera,” suggested Sweetheart.
“Sounds about right,” said Starlight.
“That makes sense since I was barely facing the camera as I was falling off the stool,” said Clover. I just held on until after he took my photos.
“Ooh, my belly did make it into the photo, see?” said Melody.
“Yeah, you’re right, I can see the slight overhang there,” said Bright Eyes. I don’t think there was a way to avoid that in any of ours.
“That’s probably true, Bright Eyes,” replied Melody.
“Now this was worth waiting for,” said Patch.