Night of the Calorie Stealers
[At the Ice Cream Shop…]
“I think you all might want to look at this,” said Bright Eyes.
“What is it, Bright Eyes?” asked Starlight.
“Calorie Stealers,” replied Bright Eyes.
“Who are they?” asked Sweetheart.
“Like their name would suggest, they’re ponies that go around trying to slim down other ponies so that they’re at a normal body and weight,” said Bright Eyes.
“Then that means they could come after us,” said Clover.
“Exactly,” replied Bright Eyes. We’ll need a way to stop them.
“I think I have an idea,” said Starlight. We know they hate fat, right?
“Right,” said everyone else.
“What if we gave them fattening foods like ice cream?” asked Starlight.
“That could work,” said Melody. After all, we need to keep our own bodies at the weight we have and we all remember how long it took us to get Minty back to normal.
“Good point, Melody,” said Bright Eyes. Alright, we’ll need plenty of ice cream.
“We have that covered,” said Starlight. This is the Ice Cream Shop after all.
“Maybe we’ll truly need other stuff too?” asked Sweetheart. What about snacks like popcorn and chips?
“That’s good too,” said Starlight. This way, there won’t be any way they’ll come back when we’re done! [Later that night…]
“We’ll need to keep our eyes open to see if any fat ponies live here,” said Stella.
“I’m sure there are, for a town name like Pudgyville makes it fairly obvious,” replied Stephanie. [Inside the Ice Cream Shop…]
“See any of them?” asked Starlight.
“There they are,” said Sweetheart.
“Then it’s time we show them that we’re here to stay as is!” said Bright Eyes. Everyone get the stuff, this means war! *they head outside*
“Aha, so there are fat ponies here,” said Stella.
“You’re not going to take away what we’ve worked hard for!”yelled Bright Eyes.
“You ponies make me sick, you prance around showing the world the fact that you overeat and do not exercise at all,” said Stephanie.
“We’re here to restore you to a more normal weight,” said Mary.
“Not without a fight you’re not,” said Melody.
“You ponies won’t put up much of a fight with you all that overweight,” said Stella.
“Just wait and see,” said Starlight. Ready…….. *the ponies load up the stuff* Aim……….. FIRE! *the ponies throw ice cream, popcorn, soft candy, chocolate and other fatty materials onto the Calorie Stealers’ bodies*
“Ugh, what a mess!” said Stella. This suit is ruined!
“We’re completely covered in fatty foods!” said Mary.
“We can’t handle fatty foods,” said Stephanie. Our weaponry wasn’t designed to take on this amount of calories and they’re falling apart!
“You may have won this round but we’ll be back!” said Stella running away with her two other companions*
“There’s more where that came from,” said Melody. We’re ready for you all whenever you come back.
“We showed them that we’re not just lazy ponies,” said Bright Eyes.
“It’ll be a while before they decide to come back,” said Melody.
“That was great they way we gave them literally everything we had,” said Patch. If they do come back, I’m sure we can give them even more.
“Now we’re left to clean up the mess but I think they have a harder mess to clean up,” said Starlight.
“What mess, there’s nothing on the ground,” said Sweetheart.
“Their weapons fell apart, Sweetheart,” said Bright Eyes. They fell apart, we stayed together.
