My name is SlughfmalonΔgharmixanenyx, but if you can't pronounce that, I also go by Iwyim (Stands for I want you inside me- because I probably do) to the furfags, or Avant Garde to the ponyfags. =P Or just HEY FUCKER/FAGGOT! I usually answer to that too.
I am 27 and a BIG pervert (read: a participatory scientist in the study of human sexuality).
I like drawing dirty things. Partly because they interest me in a visual and intellectual sense aaand partly because it turns me on to know I draw things people will be jacking off to. Mmm, mental voyeurism. I also like talking about what turns people on. I like talking about what turns me on. And what turns people off. Almost nothing turns me off. I'm pretty much a freak from start to finish, haha, but I made peace with it a looong time ago.
I am willing to draw any subject (except insertion of ANYTHING, ANYWHERE on an infant, that's the one squick that I have found or crushing.). That said, I have my strengths and weaknesses, so I might not be ABLE to draw some things properly (inanimate objects are hard for instance). I also will not get banned from this site (especially after having to navigate the clusterfuck that was password creation), so I wont draw things that will cause that.
I am a generally nice person, but I can have a temper. Don't be a douche bag and you will most likely not see it. I tolerate differences of opinion well, but trying to forcibly convert my opinions into your opinions is a perfect way to catch my flames.
I live by a pretty simple moral compass, free from legal bearing or consensus opinion. I believe adult (children are not capable of informed decision making, and so are not subject to these rights, for their and others' own good.) people should be completely free to live their lives as they wish without interference- so long as in doing so they do not trample on that right in others. I believe if this right IS trampled, retribution is at the discretion of the victim. For example: If you choose to drink alcohol until you overload your body and die, that is your business and I fully support your decision to do so, regardless of my personal opinion on the matter, and leave you to it. If you decide to drunk drive into my house, that infringes on my right to have an intact home, and makes it MY business. I am then justified to drag you from the wreckage and beat the value of my home and belongings out of you.
I am single, and looking- but am only interested in an online relationship at the moment. (I am tentative of internet-to-real world interaction). I am interested in and turned on by penis. The rest does not generally matter- though I am quite interested in androgyny. You could have a trunk, donkey ears and breasts, as long as you have a functional penis and a compatible personality we can work it out somehow. ;3
I swear I am more approachable than I seem here ^_^; Feel free to talk to me about anything.
+porn, people, fun, intoxication, wit, intelligence, Dr. Who, MLP, Desperate Housewives, Law & Order SVU, learning, books and music
-prudishness, people, zealotry, stupidity, banality, Jersey Shore, CSI, TV Wrestling, Politicians, conformity, E-Books
I only take sketch commissions- but I might be persuaded to draw in barter. ^^ Contact me if you're interested Wishlist: Journal Of Impossible Things (in this link the Master's ring comes with, others come with a plastic sonic screwdriver etc but I primarily want the journal. I listed this link because it's the cheapest I could find) Sonic Screwdriver <---So much want it burns me inside. If someone actually got me this (this specific one), I would be willing to perform real world sexual favors...