- Valerie Nicole - Female - Old enough to buy porn, cigarettes, and lottery tickets. - 5'1" - Born in Wichita, Kansas - Currently located in Oklahoma - Agnostic Theorist - Laid back - Full of innuendos - Cusses like a sailor - Hilarious - Future "Crazy Cat Lady" - Hates Babies - Not a furry (Secretly a furry) - 3/4 Lesbian - Depressingly Single - Self-proclaimed creeper - Awesome - Claims to be clever