"I can't afford any of your weapons and I wouldn't shop here anyway, thank you!"
I've been listening to the Final Fantasy Chay Plays lately, and there have been some great moments! This one in particular insisted on being drawn up real quick. Watch the videos, and wait for that perfect tone of indignation. I had a good, genuine laugh out loud in the middle of the night. XD
I appreciate LPs of this nature greatly. Funny and laid back in a world where the popular MO is to freak out every few minutes. It really is an oasis in a speaker blasting infinity of LPs screaming at the mic.