Buddy Ruins St. Patrick's Day By Being a Dumb Rat

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Quentin was played by

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The script is posted below!

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[Room Ambi]

Buddy: Hey. Hey Nuke.

Nuke: Hrm?

Buddy: PINCH.

Nuke: OW! Hey, what was that for?

Buddy: It's St. Patrick's day and you're wearing GREEN.

[Pause.]

Nuke: What?

Buddy: I'm allowed to pinch you because you're green! PINCH!

Nuke: OW! Buddy!

Buddy: <Gleeful Giggle.> PINCH! And you can't pinch me back because I'm NOT wearing green!

Nuke: OW. Heck!! That's not how it goes, Buddy! It's the other way around. It's people not wearing green that are supposed to get pinched.

Buddy: Hrrrm. No, I don't think that's right. I like mine better, anyway.

[Door opens.]

***Quentin: Hey, can you guys keep it down?

Nuke: Quentin! I'm gonna hide behind you. Protect me, fellow green-fur!

***Quentin: What's--OW!

Buddy: PINCH!

***Quentin: Oh, you wanna play a pinchy game, huh?

Nuke: Yeah, get him, Quentin! He thinks he can pinch green people on St. Patrick's day.

Buddy: Ack! No! <Struggly squeaks.> No, Quentin! OW!

[Struggle sound effects.]

***Quentin: [Sound like you're wrestling.] You think you can just flip the rules of St. Patrick's day? <Struggle sounds for 10 seconds.>

Nuke: Yeah! Green's the best color. PINCH!

Buddy: <Yelp!> Hey, no, stop! I have a condition! <Struggle sounds for 10 seconds.>

***Quentin: Yeah, it's called Stupid Rat syndrome. And I have the cure right here! PINCH. PINCH! PINCH!!!

Nuke: PINCH PINCH!

Buddy: <Struggling, getting pinched hard five times.>

Buddy: [Pathetic.] Pleeeze... No... I'll be a good raaat. <Panting as he's let up on, 10 seconds.>

***Quentin: Like THAT's possible.

Nuke: Okay, Quentin. I think he learned his lesson.

Buddy: <Pathetic whimper.>

***Quentin: He /better./

Nuke: Hee. C'mon, Quentin. Let's go out for drinks. My treat.

***Quentin: Ooo.

Nuke: You too, rat.

Buddy: [Pathetic.] Out? But what if everyone pinches me?

Nuke: Aww. Just stick with me, Buddy. I'll keep myself draped all over you and protect you.

***Quentin: [Whispering to Nuke.] I don't think any adults normally do that.

Nuke: [Whispering back.] Shut up. I wanna cuddle him in public.

Buddy: <Sigh.> Fiiiine. I'm only going to drink virgin pina coladas, though.

Nuke: Pfft. Sissy.

[Pause.]

Buddy: Great, now I'm hard.

***Quentin: Let's go before the bar gets too crowded, guys.

[Door close.]

[Fade and end.]

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Published: 1 week ago

Rating: Mature

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