Length: 600 words
Contains: Diaper Messing
Following screens lacking luster, smiles brighter than diamonds set adverts aglow as opening scenes put the spotlight on diaper-clad delights. Said shiny stones may leave you awestruck, but the kind cleanest cut ain’t a cut above this Cranidos leaving you awwwwwwwstruck with those eyes shining their innocent sparkle!
“What a priceless sight!” says the speaker insisting the same. “It’s true your little Rock-type’s more precious than gemstones!”
“Hehehehehe!”
Waddle! Waddle! Waddle!
Crinkle! Crinkle! Crinkle!
Promptly proving that with pep in his step, pianos play just as peppily as he toddles on carpeted terrain, the gleeful joy from his giggles worth more than all the jewels and gems in the world.
“Though speaking of gems, it’s also true they’re diapered diamonds in the rough!” the speaker soon adds with a giggle.
“Mmmmmph….”
Roughness revealed right on cue, tensing tots popping squats set up sights no compensation could suffice while stone faced fellas stock still denote a diaper to fill.
“Mmmmmmmph!”
SLUUUUUUUMP!!!
The rancidest of rocks then crowds the kid’s crinkly garment, causing it to bulge like a big boulder just barged in his bottoms. Saggy diapers and stink lines may leave you appalled, but the ones raising Rock-types know such starts are only gonna get rockier.
“Because these babies firmly believe in firmness, they’re the most immovable object when it comes to getting their diaper changed!” the speaker affirms.
As though having heard those last two words, the tot with number two in his trunks gives a firm “no” with a hard headed shake of his head, causing both poopy and pouty predicaments.
“You may not know it, but it’s those basic diapers that are putting you between a rock and a hard place.” the speaker states. “How about something more suitable for those junior geologists?”
And so, scenes at rock bottom by BLOOOORTed bottoms are somehow solved by rocks ‘round his bottom as plain and poopy padding is replaced by garments gray like granite.
“Introducing Baby Boulders! The rock hard diapers just right for your Rock-type!”
“Hehehehe!”
As the Cranidos happily shakes his new and improved caboose, the lack of conventional crinkles confirm such coveted qualities amidst pats to his prehistoric pampers.
“There’s all the reason to rock out over rock hard rumps, but these diapers are still malleable where it matters most!”
“Ngggh…”
Affirming such statements is firmness soon furthered as he shifts from one boisterous movement to another, set to make rumps even rockier as he strains and grunts a second time.
“……..Hnnnnnnnnng!”
PLOP! PLOP! PLOP! PLOP!
PLOP! PLOP! PLOP! PLOP!
“Mmmmmmmph!”
SLUUUUUUUMP!!!
Alongside big boulders of boom boom, poopy pebbles and stones also join the party in his pampers as they droop and sag past his knees, flaunting both their firmness and flexibility.
“But, those aren’t even the biggest boons of all!” says the speaker.
With favored firmness here to stay, with shout outs to the Stone Age being what makes programs progress, another Rock-type responding to the rocks in his rump leaves the Cranidos content as mother Diancie steps in to scoop up her smiling and stinky son.
“That’s right! With Baby Boulders, your Rock-type won’t be stubborn as a rock over getting their diaper changed!”
The commercial cuts to the motherly Mythical dumping the Cranidos’ dirty diaper with a heavy and forceful THUD! before lifting the toddler off the table, setting wholesome sights in stone while she lightly pats padded posteriors.
“Baby Boulders. More than rock solid!”
Slogans appearing in gray granite font then give their final greeting before the screen fades to black.
End
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