Length: 638 words
Contains: Diaper Messing
The day May flowers blossomed, lots of tots once soured by hours of showers adored the outdoors so awesome. All the while, with a smile, sunshine divine and sublime welcomed wowed crowds beyond clouds.
As much as May would’ve loved to stay, they’re sorry to say they must go away, but sunny skies ain’t gray with dismay, cause now the kids have come to play! Hooray!
With summers anew overdue, girls and boys jumped for joy in June, ‘cause with school not starting soon, they’ll enjoy a backyard’s boon alongside rays for days. So much time for fun, amidst freedom to romp and run, worries next to none, what better time to praise the sun?
But now, come July, and…….why……..everyone’s inside?
Why did the kids on break flake out?
What’s got them leaving alone the sun whose lovely light has always shone?
Well…….though its affection’s undenied, many don’t wanna get fried, because….sheeeeeesh….it’s a scorcher outside! It’s so hot that an Ice-type would melt away without delay! It’s so hot that Water-types will evaporate at this rate! It’s so hot that even the ones who play with fire deem this weather dire!
Waddle…waddle…waddle
Oh? But who’s this little sprout no doubt going out? Who’s this baby believing the sun is bliss when she’s still yet to know photosynthesis?
Waddle…waddle…waddle
Crinkle….crinkle….crinkle
Well, it’s not surprising to see, it’s Celia the Celebi! For many the hottest month is hard to bear, but why would she care? Radiant rays are all the reason to play, and even the sun needs someone to brighten their day!
Waddle…waddle…waddle
Crinkle….crinkle….crinkle
There she goes back to the profound grassy ground, to the outside where sun and Celebi confide while she boasts a smile bright as her blazing bestie’s light.
“Hehehehe!”
The sun knows not to be biased, not even to the most pious, but when this padded petit is here to greet amidst the heat, it’s no blight she’s in the spotlight, right?
Waddle………waddle…………………..
SQUAT!
Ah, but as you’d expect, there’s a certain rancid ritual she’s gotta respect, her feet now firmly planted into the grassy ground as burdened bowels come around.
“…….Mmmmmmph……mmmmmmmph…….”
Showing the sun ain’t her sole nutrition, grunts forecast full diapers to fruition, for even the girl oblivious to manners knows it’s rude to leave nature’s call unanswered.
PFFFFT! FRRRRRRT!! BRAAAAAAAP!!!
Still, the scorching source of summer deems the howls of bowels no bummer.
“Mmmmmph…..”
DUMP!
If anything, when Celia can’t compose elegant odes on nature’s grace, with the help of a strained face, poopies are the most poignant praise of the sun’s rays.
“Mmmmmph…..”
DUMP!
Dropping another load in crinkly abodes, Celia shows she reveres sunny spheres for the fruity fibers making her fill her diapers.
Mmmmmph…..”
DUMP!...DUMP!
With pampers having accrued more number twos, the toddler’s toil is her shout out to soil the sun’s kept nourished and flourished, as though solids having always stank are Celia’s way of saying thanks for days never devoid of the fruits and veggies she enjoys.
“Mmmmmmmmph!”
SLUUUUUUUUMP!
Oof….such a big load, though Celia’s diaper sagging low illuminates the highest blessing the sun bestows. Piles of poo poo aside, it can’t be denied she dons with pride a diaper full of…….love, love for the life of a happy and healthy child she’s been given by sunlight never reviled, by its delights not just delicious, but oh so nutritious.
“Phew….”
And so, while several will say “Ewwwww!” and “Peeyew!”, while several will solely see diapers so droopy, to Celia’s she’s just praising the sun with poopy!
End