Who’s the little kiddo that’s gotta go?
Who’s the tot about to grunt, push, and squat?
Well, what if I told ya…it’s Emolga!
(WADDLE! WADDLE! WADDLE!)
(WADDLE! WADDLE! WADDLE!)
Be it ground or air, she moves ‘round the clock
(PFFFFT!)
But super sudden stops sure ain’t a shock
Cause those fruits and nuts once stored in her cheeks
Gotta go to places just as discrete!
Nor is it a shock the tot who goes ZAP!
Makes thunder from down under with a BRAAAAAAP!
Or that diaper-clad kids are doing deeds
Forecasting lightning storms as guaranteed
(SQUAT!)
Though they’re snappy as bolts out of habit
Of course Electric-types will be static
So don’t be shocked she’s standing stock still
‘Cause Emolga’s got a diaper to fill!
“Mmmph….”
Now that the toddler’s squattin’ and gruntin’
Daddy Raichu knows a storm is comin’
As faces showing scarlet make him see
Her cheeks ain’t making electricity!
“Mmmph…mmmph…”
Into her diaper do solids go PLOP!
Like nuts and acorns, from the trees they drop
Foods so essential for such little squirrels
And for happy and healthy little girls
“Mmmmmmmph!”
Oh? There’s more to unload from down under?
Well then, I guess that was just the thunder!
Like a lightning bolt, the swiftest striker
(PBLOOOOORT!!!)
Bigger loads crash down into her diaper
“Phew….”
Though glad that his daughter is all relieved
The caregiver simply cannot believe
That a tiny toddler still so petit
Has made her diaper slump down to her feet
Though glad her pampers withstood the huge storm
Pondering her diaper’s lumpy, dumpy form-
Sniff…sniff...
Never mind, no more time for him to think
“My goodness, sweetie pie. That really stinks!”
(Scoop!)
Lifted off her feet, Daddy’s urgency
Makes her laugh and squeal with a cheerful“Weeeeeee!”
As the need to quickly clean up his girl
Puts the “flying” back in “flying squirrel!”
“Hehehehe! Hehehehe!”
And so, thanks to diapers dumped with boom boom
Emolga goes zoom zoom to her bedroom!
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