P**p, a word not so pretty in itself. For adults drowning in the formalities of their day jobs, a word that reeks of immaturity often lacks a role in lexicons, and in the case of some caretakers whose use of the word is warranted as the littlest kids make a lot of it, so often it suggests cleanup that’s far from fun no matter how cute those kids may be. Neither do the teens leaving maturity on the table put that P word to much use, often replacing it with its more vulgar variant as they try to sound cool with curse words not coming close to kid-friendly. Grade schoolers who still get a giggle out of potty humor may find some positives from this pungent word, but their status as big kids often bars them from such statements since their superiors expect better.
Even for the youngsters yet to be big kids, for those preschoolers in pull-ups, that little unit of language can pose lots of problems. From always doing its verb variant in diapers to their peers insisting the noun can’t be present in their pants, period, it signifies sudden social pressures. From tots being told that thing belongs in a bathroom while what’s worn around their waists are near identical to diapers, it can easily connote confusion. From being able to freely release that four letter word to adults saying that must be done in the potty, it denotes demands of physical and mental discipline that aren’t always a cake walk for kids not even in kindergarten, and if that particular palindrome appears in their pull-ups, feelings of failure can follow suit.
WADDLE! WADDLE! WADDLE!
CRINKLE! CRINKLE! CRINKLE!
But, for a little baby boy whose pure white pampers prove he’s yet to be preoccupied with the potty, poop has no kinds of negative connotations.
BRAAAAAAAAP!!!
Emmett’s boisterous bowels quickly make this case as they loudly let it rip, causing his trip around the living room to be paused behind the moss green couch while flatulence makes his tail swiftly flick upwards.
“Hehehehe!”
While such a prelude to poo poo may prompt a repulsed “Peeyew!” from the public, for the two year old who still appreciates the advanced art of potty humor, it’s the pinnacle of comedy! Cracking a wide smile, the fact his bottom can make such silly sounds is amusing in itself to Emmett, but when his lack of continence makes said sounds so sporadic as well, it gives the Eevee lots more reasons to laugh as his bowels become become like a jack in the box surprising him with silly stimuli.
“Hehehe- oh!”
Potent pressure then proves the petit Pokémon’s gotta poop, but neither is the heavy pressure in his bowels one bit burdensome to the boy. For those beyond babyhood who don’t have the luxury of making dumpy deposits in diapers, their rituals of relief are so rigid and routine for always requiring them to retreat to a restroom, so bland and boring because they can only stay seated for such things. But, for the little guy whose pamps place no such limits on time and place, taking dumps is loads more dynamic for the several positions and contexts in which the kid can poop his pants. If he’s got stinkies to make while climbing the stairs, the tot can take a knee to push what needs to be pushed! If he must answer nature’s call while watching cartoons, he can pop a squat without missing a second of what’s on screen! Even when his mommy carries him to the crib, grunting in her grasp is all he’s gotta do if there’s doo doo to dump before sleep follows suit!
POOF!
Pressing his paws onto the back of the couch, the dirty deed is kept dynamic as the Eevee uses his immediate environment to expedite what’s to be done in his diaper, the soft surface often seating his padded posterior now sporting extra utility thanks to Emmett while he uses it as a source of stability. Giving his knees a big bend, working his core and glutes while his little body lowers, such a squatting position allows the kid to get more calisthenics than his caretaker, yet another positive to pooping his diapers.
“Mmmmph…..mmmmph…..”
His smiling face now a lot more scrunched, the toddler’s body at its tensest as strained grunts follow suit, although he’s hard at work, it takes only a couple seconds for Emmett’s efforts to pay off in the form of silly sensations. Appreciating the feeling of his diaper expanding alongside the tactile shift from soft to lumpy as stinky solids start to settle, there’s even more for the Eevee to enjoy once all the poo poo is pushed.
“Mmmmmph!”
SLUMP!
“Phew….”
A bigger mound of mess making for the grand finale of grunts, unlike his droopier and heavier diaper, the little Eevee now feels light as a feather. His scrunched face shifting to a smile following a satisfied sigh, the release of all the toddler’s tension rewards him with relaxing and refreshing relief.
“Hehehehe!”
But hardly a few seconds later, the boy is back to his boisterous self, for amidst such feelings of lightness, heaviness also has its fun! Looking down at his loaded diaper, its lumps and protrusions from all the poop he pushed alongside the silly sight of it sagging down to his knees are more than enough to make Emmett ecstatic as he gleefully giggles and laughs. To the little baby who’s yet to know the logistics behind his body’s functions, the fact that just a few grunts get his diaper to drastically change in size and shape makes his messing feel like a marvelous act of magic!
“Hehehehe!”
Of course, the two year old who’s made many number twos knows the dirtying of his diaper doesn’t solely make it look silly! Well aware he’s got more weight to work with, the Eevee is quick to capitalize on the even sillier shenanigans his stinkies segue into.
SWAY! SWAY! SWAY!
Simply the playful shifts of his hips makes his diaper start shaking like a super silly rattle! Back and forth! Back and forth! Back and forth! The sight of it swinging between his legs is near hypnotic to the Normal-type tot!
“Hehehehe!”
That simply pushing the poopies needed to be pushed turns his poofy pants into an amazing apparatus for amusing antics makes his messes feel all the more magical as Emmett continues to giggle and laugh, all while there’s still far more fun to be had from full diapers!
SHAKE! SHAKE! SHAKE!
Shaking from side to side in similarly silly fashion, his pampers now become a poopy pendulum clock as the little one’s loads make them sway left and right, eliciting even more laughter from the Eevee.
Step…Step…Step
But, not even the boy’s boisterous movements are the biggest boon begot by his big boom booms. With soft footsteps contrasting the kid’s silly shimmies, a certain someone with the senses to swiftly smell what’s down in his diaper heads downstairs.
“Hello there, sweetie pie!” Avery says with a voice just as sweet.
Making her way to the living room is none other than Emmett’s mother, the loveliest reward he receives for his loads. Courtesy of a caretaker’s creed, pooping his diaper always draws the Audino’s attention, a big plus for the boy who loves every minute with his mom.
“Mommy!”
Stopping his dirty diaper dancing upon hearing that familiar voice, the tyke turns his head and cracks the same smile Avery sweetly sports for her son. Although, having more to show than smiles, Emmett gives her another goofy greeting as well.
“Poo poo!” says the toddler who finds such language not the least bit taboo, loving how such simple and silly sounding words can so easily explain what he did in his diaper.
The Normal-type knowing this is nothing but normal while letting out a laugh, neither is she displeased by that dirty word as pungent odors only prompt more playful opportunities.
“Oh? Is that so, Emmett?” Avery says in a silly voice as she steps closer to the kid. “Okay! Let’s see!”
Checking the back of Emmett’s poofy pants, the Audino must get a little analytical as she looks at the big mess her baby boy made, prompting her to internally calculate the proportions of wipes and powder for the upcoming change. Conversely, while his mommy has to decode the doo doo in his diaper, the one who did the dirty deed can simply smile and vibe in all his innocence, not having to ponder over all the poop he pushed.
“You did go poo poo!” Avery says in a playful, almost praising, type of tone, not one to bemoan the business babies are bound to do. “Okay! Time to change your diaper!”
“Weeeehehehe!”
Enjoying the sky high thrill ride of Avery lifting him off the ground, the positives of packing his pampers are all the more prominent as this transition to the table elicits lively laughter from Emmett.
“Hehehe…”
Giving the boy more reason to giggle is the way his diaper continues to sag and sway while his caretaker climbs up the stairs, loving how his loads continue to supply him with silly showings of physics.
“Haha, what’s so funny, Emmett?”Avery asks, her kid’s innocent laughter being quite contagious. “Are you laughing cause Mommy has to change that dirty diaper?”
“Uh huh! Uh huh!” the Eevee replies with cute candor while wholesome humor between mother and son adds more pleasant things to appreciate about pooping his pamps.
“Oh, you silly goose!” Avery says as she enters the bedroom. “Alright, let’s get you changed, cutie pie!”
Poof….
Being slowly and gently laid on his back, the rewards of his rancid release go from the rambunctious to the relaxing kind as the toddler is placed on the changing table. Sighing in satisfaction upon settling onto the soft mattress, while the adults are the ones to do the dirty work, Emmett gets to further enjoy the luxuries of little kid life while he lighty kicks his feet and looks up the ceiling whose baby blues bless his eyes.
“Hmmmm-hmmm…..hmmmm-hmmm….”
The Audino hums a gentle tune while she undoes her son’s dirty diaper, providing even more pleasures for the Eevee as pleasant songs please his ears. However, even this soothing scene has its share of silly stimuli!
THUD!
With a weighted thud, Avery drop’s Emmett’s poopy diaper into the pail, such sudden sounds eliciting another laugh from the little boy. Following his diaper’s disposal, the Audino then reaches for the light blue box of baby wipes, giving the Eevee even more reasons to be pleased as his legs are lifted up.
Wipe…wipe…wipe
Although other kids may critique the wipes for their coldness, its cool and cleansing texture is another treat to the Normal type-toddler as several soft and gentle strokes not only soothe his bottom, but also provide silly sensations to his sensitive and ticklish ticklish body as he lightly giggles and laughs.
Poof…poof…poof
Adding to these amazing tactile sensations is the soft and fluffy feel of baby powder on his bottom, making the kid feel on cloud nine while its white and puffy clouds provide him with more vivid visual pleasures.
“And…all done!” Avery says as she snugly secures the new diaper and picks her boy back up.
Pat…pat…pat
Poof! Poof! Poof!
Although packed pampers provide so much silliness and fun for Emmett, along with all kinds of attention from his mother, it’s when they’re put in the pail that their most important positive is shown, the proof that he’s loved and cared for. The shift from poopy to pristine amplifying the comfort of the diaper so snugly secured around his waist, especially when the benevolent pats to his bottom paired with the poofs of newly applied powder accentuate its sublime softness, an affectionate kiss on the cheek confirms the kid’s in good hands.
“Now, off you go, dearie!” Avery says after setting him down.
And off he goes indeed! The newly diapered Eevee now knowing what to do next, he races back downstairs and rummages through the toy box before finding a red race car.
“Vwoom! Vwoom!”
Back and forth! Back and forth! Back and forth! The motions of the plastic toy are so basic in execution, but the simple addition of automobile-like sounds are all Emmett needs to-
SPLOOOOOORTCH!!!….SLUMP!
But, before he can get immensely immersed in such speedy sensations, squelchy sounds tell the Eevee he didn’t fully empty himself the first time as a stinky solid suddenly dumps into his recently donned diaper, causing it to droop as his playtime is paused by this surprise.
“Vwoom! Vwoom!”
However, hardly a second later, Emmett’s back to his previously scheduled play with a smile. And so, such sudden stinkies not only show another positive of poopy diapers for allowing little ones like himself to persist in playful pursuits whether poopies were planned or not, but the positives of babyhood as a whole as they symbolize a life so carefree but so full of care and love, a life so simple but so full of fun and silly surprises.
Sniff….Sniff
“Huh?”
The mother now met with a surprise of her own as she heads back downstairs, Avery can’t decipher why she’s smelling dirty diapers after thoroughly cleaning Emmett up a couple minutes ago. The stench getting stronger as she approaches the living room, eventually eyeing the toddler sporting a saggy diaper as he plays with his toy car, although the Audino now knows what’s up, her surprise doesn’t subside.
Pat…Pat…Pat
“Oh!”
Finding it so surreal her son made another mess in a few minutes, the caretaker feels she has no choice but to check as she gently pats Emmett’s bottom, eliciting a light gasp as the sizable lump in his diaper proves he pooped. Of course, much like the boy who keeps going vroom vroom after going boom boom, neither does the mother really mind knowing babies are meant to be messy.
“Haha, another poo poo, buddy? Didn’t Mommy just change your diaper?” Avery says not out of judgment, but silly sincerity as she lets out a hearty laugh. “Alright! Up you go!”
“Weeeehehehe!”
Lifted off the ground, Emmett lets out more lively laughter and looks back at his mother with a smile, certainly not upset to once again experience the silly, soothing, and wholesome pleasures centering around his poopy diapers. Likewise, neither is Avery tormented by another trip to the table as she smiles right back, allowing the toddler’s two number twos to further solidify such love and care as unconditional.
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