Step up, step up, one and all, for the Greatest Show In Your Immediate Proximity! A sideshow the likes of which you have never seen! (Maybe) Fur will fly! Bodily fluids will gush! Death-defying feats! Cuteness & grossness on display for all to gawk at! Come one, come all! Be amazed! Be astonished! Be perplexed!
This is not affiliated with Topps. I just puked it up myself.
Images made with box-standard, browser-version Bing AI. Images tweaked and elongated by OpenArt's inpainting. Prompt: "Garbage Pail Kids" card art of a cute [handsome/pretty] anthropomorphic [species][situation], 1980s airbrushed trading card art, big head, expressive eyes, [details], [background],
It was surprisingly difficult to get an image where the guillotine looked like a guillotine and had all the parts in the right places, AND the fox girl had her head through the lunette and not her tail.
It was surprisingly difficult to get an image where the guillotine looked like a guillotine and had
This is equal parts cute and horrific. It's like Disney made a live action Critters movie in the 80s, aimed at preschoolers. It's like a hundred failed Teddy Ruxpin knock-offs get together for a song and dance number about the joy of (I don't know what, but it's probably gross. Maybe cause a slight case of e-coli.)
This is equal parts cute and horrific. It's like Disney made a live action Critters movie in the 80s