Would you look at that? Dalia's virginity has regrown for the thirtieth time. This time she intends to keep it. She drew the short straw and needs to act entertainment at the town festival. She hopes that the villagers can follow instructions. But what are the chances that ALL of them can read?
Got to learn that pain and suffering for your faith some how. Now if she would kindly lean forward and pull up her dress I would like to get started teaching her.
Got to learn that pain and suffering for your faith some how. Now if she would kindly lean forward
Well, the entire religion is kinda about a virgin mother, isn't it? (at least that's what differentiates it from the other mono-theistic ones)
ergo, you can totally have a virgin novice have children - it's a "miracle" - ;) now sons get a run at becoming the new messiah - no one writes about the daughters in the holy texts, so I guess, they just join the monastery as new novices ;)
Well, the entire religion is kinda about a virgin mother, isn't it? (at least that's what differenti
It is kind of funny how it's obvious to everyone with half a brain that the Virgin Mary cheated, got high, and spun a story about the holy spirit that was blown waaay out of proportion. But yeah, if you can convince little Sister Mercedes here that you are God, she'll definitely let you smash raw.
It is kind of funny how it's obvious to everyone with half a brain that the Virgin Mary cheated, got
