no.17: Robot
The jokes just keep on rolling. I probably should have separated this and the last one out a bit so it wasn't just one joke after another, but whatcha gonna do? Now I'm sure you're all thinking "But robots can be really sexy!" and I suppose that's true. With a lot of liberties taken to the point that they're basically humanoid enough, you can. Hence why one of the only robots I'm into is Mettaton EX, but does it even really count after a certain point? Is if even really a robot once it's been so far removed from all the metal and gears? No, give me a big, steam driven clunker! Give me a big, blocky, Gundam-esque battle bot! A robot that was designed to kill with the power of love, but has never experienced that emotion for itself and deep down, just wants to be called pretty! That's a REAL robot, dammit!
Honestly, this is just a joke I've had sitting in my mind for years and this was finally the perfect spot to use it. Yeah, I could have gone a different route but, save for a few exceptions, I just kind of find the sexualisation of robot characters to be rally confusing. More power to ya, if that's what you like but I guess I just can't not see it as a machine. So, sorry to crush your hopes and dreams but honestly, I'm sure someone out there is into this as well!
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