Krampus the Warlock is the cult leader of the so called "Fat Earther Movement". Despite the church having many dubious tenants, Krampus has real magical abilities (in part because, like Santa Claus he is a magical christmas being to begin with, but also because he has spent decades taking his power even further using arcane teachings). This lends credibility to even their most outlandish claims.
Krampus is quite old at this point, quite possibly a few hundred years, and has mostly lost his mind. He also is completely senile and can barely remember what he is doing from moment to moment. He is mostly a creature of immediate gratification at this point. Suffice it to say Krampus is not the wise sagely leader you would expect. The church is kept from falling apart largely due to the diligence and supreme patience of Krampus's disciple, Earl The Reindeer, who left his family and home taking only his hyper sonic pick up truck to follow in "Kramps" teachings. Earl keeps Krampus in check and takes care of the actual logistics of running the church. However, due to Kramps considerable magic power he often finds himself in the position of placating the old coot to keep him from destroying the church or scaring off all its members. He usually accomplishes this by simply outwitting him, especially by exploiting his tendency to easily become confused and forget what he is doing.
In the first image, for example, he is trying to summon whipped cream from the grounds because Earl has hidden it from him (he can only summon objects he knows the location of). Earl hid it because of Kramps lactose intolerance, but as usual Kramps tries his best to get around Earls restrictions.
Kramps is of very small stature, being about half the height of characters like Earl or Petroshka.
The second and third drawings were sketches working out his design. In the third one you can see Kramps holding a "Thaalthuulic Bible", which is their special scriptures explaining the "actual mass" of the earth, how to calculate it, how to use the geometry of spacetime to prove the earth is both a globe and a flat disc at the same time, and explaining that the earth itself is actually a deity which can grant powers to devotees (more about their beliefs can be found in "Rudolph (Petroshka Continuity)").
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