Aw Heck, Lemme Smash - Crash

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Aw Heck, Lemme Smash

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More like Super CRASH Bros. am I right? Eh? EHH!? ...forgive me Father, for I have sinned...

Okay, so next up on my Smash wish list is one that I know is pretty well wanted by most. That may seem a little uninspired but sometimes there's a reason that a wide majority want something. Crash is an icon in his own right and if Smash Bros. has become this celebration of gaming than I feel like Crash is just one piece of the puzzle that's missing from this iconic gallery. Even outside of being such a memorable mascot, the character's personality just meshes so well with the feeling of Smash, more so then a lot of others that have gotten in! I mean who actually thinks Solid Snake fits into Smash? Fun? Sure! Cool? Definitely. Fitting? Not at all.

Some could argue that Crash doesn't have too much to offer in terms of a move set but to play contrarian for a moment I would like to remind everyone that prior to Smash Bros., Captain Falcon was never seen outside of his car and had an entire move set bull shitted for him and he is now known better as a Smash mascot then an F-Zero representative. Just saying. I think Crash has had enough games at this point-(good and bad)-that there's plenty to pull from and I think he could be a lot of fun and it may just be due to the era in which I grew up but after seeing the long lasting rivalry of Mario and Sonic come to an end with Smash Bros, I think it's time to do the same with Crash. If we got Microsoft onboard, then it's high-time Sony did the same and who better to represent them? ...Plus, it makes up for Crash being omitted from their own janky Smash Bros. wannabe clone. Hoe the hell do you have "PlayStation All-Stars" and NOT include Crash-friggin-Bandicoot!?

I do need to conclude however that if Crash becomes playable and he does NOT have a Fake Crash skin, then I will riot. That is all.

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