Whenever a toddler hands you a "phone", you answer it damn it-I mean dang it.
Caiden and Kyle decided to play "telephone" with the classic tin-can-and-a-sting. Kyle rigged it up, gave one end to his little brother, and ran around the corner and down the hall. The two cubs giggled as they sent silly messages back and forward to each other. Those messages progressively got naughtier and naughtier as time went on to the point Kyle was using swear words.
As this was happening, Caiden remembered how his older brother ratted him out when he was sneaking a few cookies. As a result Caiden was given a few swats on his rear and lost dessert privileges for a couple days. The youngest cub was not soon to forget his troubles as he found the perfect opportunity to get back at his brother.
While Kyle was spewing expletives through his end, Caiden caught his mother's eye with a sweet look on his face and waving the can in his paw, beckoning her to come over and take a turn. His mother accepted (I mean, how could you not?) took the can, and placed it up to her ear. Much to Caiden's amusement, he saw his mother go from happy to very upset as she heard the naughty words coming from the other end.
Their mother had chided Kyle before about his mouth, but she never heard him spew anything like that before. Cheryl moved her way down the line with her toddler in tow to find a very surprised Kyle at the other end.
The rest of the afternoon did not fair well for Kyle as he was promptly taken to the bathroom to have his mouth washed out with soap. After, he was sent to his room where his mother shortly followed him and paddled his bare hiney red. All the while Caiden had a big smirk on his face as he enjoys a little schadenfreude.
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