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A Good Deterrent to Laptop Thieves

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Have you ever been in a wi-fi spot such as a Starbucks, McDonald's or Taco Bell, and when you have to leave your table momentarily to go use the restroom, you find your laptop is gone when you return to your table.
It started to happen to me a few years ago at a McDonald's one night when I went to the counter to place an order...Fortunately, I caught the culprits in time to have them give the laptop back to me.

I came up with a good deterrent to fool a thief into not wanting my laptop:
It's a fake "virus page". If you pull up the file I posted in pic two, and double click, the laptop will appear as though it actually has been infected by a virus.
Then you can get up and leave your table at your favorite wi-fi spot to place an order, use the restroom, wind up the windows in your car if it starts raining, to place an order at the counter, or for any other reason, and it is not likely your laptop would be stolen.

If a would-be thief sees that on the screen, he's likely to say, "Shit! That one got a virus on it. I don't want that one".
Then his accomplices might say, "Yea, this one's no good...What about that other one over there?. Let's grab it".

Then when you get back to your table, simply clear the image file.

If any of you all want to copy pic 2 of this posting to use as a laptop theft deterrent, feel free to do so.
I'm offering this one as public domain.



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Published: 5 years, 5 months ago
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Lef
5 years, 5 months ago
lol, good idea... But also helps if a laptop looks old and thick. And not-apple xD
moyomongoose
5 years, 5 months ago
I still think there are thieves who will steal an old grubby Acer, HP, or Dell, who won't even touch one they think has a virus on it.

They'd have to pay $100 to get it off, if there was one.
Yourstruly1776
5 years, 5 months ago
this is pretty clever top marks
moyomongoose
5 years, 5 months ago
Thanks.
SpyroBeddingCynder
5 years, 5 months ago
Very good idea.  ^^  
moyomongoose
5 years, 5 months ago
Thank you.
SpyroBeddingCynder
5 years, 5 months ago
Your welcome.  ^^  
Kittzy
5 years, 5 months ago
All they would have to do it put a new hard drive in it and bye bye fake virus, but if they know anything about viruses, computers don't show stuff like this unless its a webpage that is trying to give you a virus by wanting you to download some kind of program.

 A good deterrent is to take a screenshot of the desktop and add a melting screen effect like this one with a photo editing software. The liquefy tool in Photoshop works pretty good

The average thief is looking for a quick steal so this would work pretty well.
moyomongoose
5 years, 5 months ago
Hard drives cost an average of $250 and up. The preference of thieves is to steal something they don't have to invest any money into.

I appreciate the input. Thanks.
Kittzy
5 years, 5 months ago
Newegg.com, Ebay, and Amazon have hard drive for all price ranges. 1tb SSD (solid state drives) are about $160 on amazon, it just depends on whether the laptop uses a SATA connector (the little clip like connectors) or a PATA connector (the one with alot of pins where you connect them to the computer. )

Normal mechanical hard drives are anywhere from $15 to $120. It just depends on the size of the drive (3.5 or 2.5 inch) and its capacity, and its connector type.

Computer shops will probably charge double these prices since they're more convenient than waiting for shipping and they have to make a profit.
AspenAlabaster
5 years, 5 months ago
Just don't leave your laptop or anything unattended.  A fake virus warning or even a real one wouldn't stawp someone from wanting to steal a laptop.  The proper solution would be to just bring it with you to the bathroom.  If someone's watch for someone to leave their laptop unattended, their knot going to care if it has a virus since that doesn't make it less valuable and their going to reinstall the operating system even if it doesn't.  Even old damaged ones are just as much as a target as a new one since there's not many chances so they'll take the first chance to steal whatever gets left out.
moyomongoose
5 years, 5 months ago
The only problem with bringing laptops (or cameras) into a restroom these days, it does tend to look suspicious to a lot of people.

I do appreciate the comment. Thank you.
HaniaThePariah
5 years, 5 months ago
That is f**king genius :)
moyomongoose
5 years, 5 months ago
Thank you.
DiogenesShandor
5 years, 5 months ago
To me it looks more like a fake pop-up ad
moyomongoose
5 years, 5 months ago
Actually, many viruses do look like pop up adds. That's how so many people get fooled by the real ones.

I know one thing...If this showed up on my laptop, and I've never seen it before, I'd kill the power as quick as I can and hope it wasn't too late.

BTW...Thank you for the input.
Kittzy
5 years, 5 months ago
Sorry, delete this post I hit the wrong button ;0
moyomongoose
5 years, 5 months ago
I've done that a time or two myself before.
MrDoberman
5 years, 5 months ago
This is a good idea, thank you :3
moyomongoose
5 years, 5 months ago
Thanks for the compliment, and for the fave.

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ThaPig
5 years, 5 months ago
It's a funny idea, but it would probably not work since most computer thieves are computer savvy enough to instantly recognize that as a fake.
moyomongoose
5 years, 5 months ago
It might not fool the pros, but I think it might still fool the two bit punks running around out there.
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