Teen Rex: *Flops in from the freeway covered in bruises* 37 1/2 dodges!
Rex: OK I know our body is tanky as hell but could you please not kill us o.o
Kamora: 37 1/2?.....
Teen Rex: I got hit by a Mini Cooper, then the woman got out the car to check on me and her kid graciously threw a hot wheels toy car at me so more like 36 I guess if you wanna get technical......Oh hey Alex....bring master a fresh blood pack please....kinda slipping into a coma here....
Alex: .......*Just stares blankly momentarily before walking off*
Kamora: I.....don't....even....screw it I'm out on this one *walks off*
Alex: Master.....I brought Type A, Type B and one that was Labeled...... Blood of Asriel?
Teen Rex: No not that gimme the normal blood, put that back in the "Don't Fuck with this" crate (Yes I stole that joke)
Rex: Blood of Asriel?
Teen Rex: Long story my frien-.....self.......yea....short version: Mother of all goat sacrifices
Kamora: *From her bedroom* YOUR UNDERTALE REFERENCE IS TERRIBLE AND YOU SHOULD FEEL BAD!!
Rex:......She's a huge fan......*Hope and dreams can now be heard from her bedroom*
Wait, where's his dick? ...you really are transforming him into a girl. >.>
Pedantic: Also Monsters don't have blood; they're just made of dust and magic. Blood of Chara would work, but it'd be 50% chocolate sauce and 50% buttercup poison... XP
Wait, where's his dick? ...you really are transforming him into a girl. >.> Pedantic: Also Monster
