Character Sheet for Steven Thundercrack
That Guy We Are All Afraid Of
human, despite that ugly thing in the fucking picture
I am Captain Steven Thundercrack of the Sharaeyan Military. That's all you need to know about me.
I am an asshole and I know it. That's appropriate for my job, though, so it's okay.
I dislike nosy civilians shoving their faces in things that are none of their fucking business.
I joined the Sharaeyan Military.
You are a fucking idiot if you don't know this by now.
Like in the picture, except I'm a fucking human.
MILITARY FUCKING UNIFORMS, BITCH.