This reminds me of a prank call my mom told me that she and my aunts and uncles use to pull when they were kids. Back in those days there was a brand of pipe tobacco called "Prince Albert". My mom and siblings use to call the grocery store and ask, "Do you have Prince Albert in a can?". The grocer would answer, "We sure do". Then they would ask the grocer, "Then why don't you let the poor guy out", then hang up.
This reminds me of a prank call my mom told me that she and my aunts and uncles use to pull when the