Our Weight Will Continue
[At the Ice Cream Shop…]
"Ever wonder how we'll be when we get older?" asked Melody.
"Never thought of that but my guess is still fat," shrugged Starlight.
"I think I know where Sweetheart and I are headed by that point," hinted Teddy.
"That'd be oh so romantic," cooed Sweetheart.
"Who knows? Maybe I'll finally end up with Ace?" pondered Starlight.
"He'd have to get his eyes and hooves away from big ol' me first," protested Melody.
"He does know that you're not completely attracted to him like he is to you, though," added Starlight.
"I don't even want to think about what I'd be like later on just based on my clumsiness. Although I guess I could get better with that," stated Clover.
"I'd probably take up a job being a chef and that way, it'd be easy to do both things l enjoy," figured Bon Bon.
"No clue for me considering how little I take part in my band these days. Weight just literally seems to get in the way," wondered Melody.
"You folk would make a fine group, even then," assured Eduardo.
"Would we still be in Pudgyville?" asked Sweetheart.
"There's another good question. I guess it's too far away to tell. I'd hope we were still friends but I guess I might still be here if business was doing well," answered Starlight.
"I'm not sure my career would work if I'm overweight because it'd be almost a contradiction. I'd be trying to protect the environment while still having a large waistline," said Bright Eyes.
"I don't think they're related, Bright Eyes, at least not in the way you're thinking. You'd be doing both things you love at the same time, just like Bon Bon. I think that'd be a great thing for you and only one of which requires you to be there," corrected Starlight.
"Who knows? Maybe I'd end up living with Lancer?" suggested Bright Eyes.
"I'm sure he'd love that but I don't know what he'd be doing at that time either," replied Starlight.
"As for me, I'm not sure I'd be fit for a circus clown so maybe I'd go after an adventure where weight isn't that big a deal like flying an airplane," stated Patch.
"We need to remember that we likely won't be as agile as we are now and even now it's only minimal," reminded Bright Eyes.
"Not to mention we probably might even change our preference of wearing non-fitting clothing," added Starlight.*Rainbow Dash and her friends arrive*
"I can see that I'll love rainbows even then, dahlings. So long as I still have my cutie mark and rainbow colored hair, I'll be just fine," said Rainbow Dash.
"I hope I don't lose my love of pink. Then I'd want to lose the weight I now have," feared Pinkie Pie.
"That goes for me too, except for green instead of pink," giggled Minty.
"We won't lose our passion for being fat. We LOVE that and it's not ever going to change," remarked Melody.
"How can you be so sure, Mel?" asked Starlight.
"Would we really give up all our hard or not-so-hard work? It's taken us about 4 years to have a belly we can adore and feel. Why remove it when it's what makes us happy?" questioned Melody.
"She's right. I don't want to lose this gorgeous flab. I love feeling it bounce with each step," added Star Swirl.
"Same here. There's nothing better than having a plump waistline to proudly show off to your fans," agreed Lickety Split patting her belly.
"This town would be nothing without us. Not to mention our creator wouldn't be too thrilled either," stated Bright Eyes.
"Well put," commended Eduardo.
"Who is our creator?" asked Bon Bon.
"Maybe we'll meet him or her one day," shrugged Starlight.
"That'd be the greatest thing ever," said Melody before fainting.
"Whomever this is, they started this town and of course created the fat versions of our counterparts in Ponyville," reminded Bright Eyes.
"If we truly met the creator, they'd likely treat us like family and of course desire to gaze at our bulging midsections, which I'm sure we'd have no problem with," thought Sweetheart.
