Plump Plans
[At school…]
"Class, I'd like you to meet Theodore Wearabelt, son to the famous Theodore Roseypony. Mr Wearabelt is a fan of your body shapes and has decided to help you all put on a play called 'Jumbo and Jigglyette'," explained Hackney.
"What's it going to be about?" asked Sweetheart.
"I think you'll enjoy it for it uses a similar storyline to the classic play of Till Death Do Us Part by William Shakespony except the phrases used will be more of the phrases you use. For example, Jumbo might say 'See how she lays her hoof upon her belly? Oh how I may touch that gut'. See what I mean? Much more interesting, right?" replied Wearabelt.
"What about when the two ponies die at the end?" asked Clover.
"That's the most tragic part. I truly hope it's not in this play," added Sweetheart.
"Rest assured that it's much lighter than that scene for it wouldn't fit with your passion for being fat now would it? Now, we'll need you ponies to play parts. I strongly suggest that the parts of Jumbo and Jigglyette should be ponies that already love each other or at least are willing to play the parts," replied Wearabelt. *Teddy and Sweetheart raise their hooves*
"I'd love to be Jumbo if Sweetheart is Jigglyette," stated Teddy.
"Very well, it shall be done. How about for the part of Tubby?" replied Wearabelt.
"I'll be Tubby and Lancer will be Munchies," agreed Ace.
"Perfect! Now, we're short on time today and short on logical ponies for the male parts so they won't be in the play. For those that have a script, look them over so that we can rehearse," replied Wearabelt. *They all leave* [Meanwhile…]
"Alright, freeze! You three are in violation of the Fatitution for Foals!" declared Ponyville Police Officer Dan.
"The what of what?" questioned Mary.
"You three have been caught doing fraudulent behavior and are under arrest!" added Officer David. *He and Officer Dan hoofcuff the ponies and put them in back of their awaiting helicopter, then wait for the Pudgyville'ers to come out* [Later that evening…]
"What happened?" asked Melody.
"We caught a certain trio of ponies doing malicious acts in several areas of Pudgyville," explained Officer Dan.
"We confiscated these photos from your houses and knew who they were right away," added Officer David.
"Thanks a bunch. Those three never seem to learn about their greedy habits," said Eduardo.
"Guess the Calorie Stealers are off to jail again," figured Bright Eyes.
"Oh yes but for a MUCH longer time," replied Officer David.
"We don't know how they got in here except maybe from above but now they'll be coming full circle and we'll be keeping a much closer eye on them," stated Officer Dan.
"We know how important this whole weight thing is to you ponies and while it isn't our cup of tea, we're in no right to tell you to stop," added Officer David.
"Alright, let's move out," ordered Officer Dan. *He and Officer David get into the helicopter and start it up* [Inside the helicopter…]
"This isn't over you gluttonous giants. We'll be back for our revenge," thought Stella before the helicopter took off.
"This was a nice surprise throughout today. First a play literally in terms of our weight and then the Calorie Stealers get arrested," remarked Melody.
"Now we can truly focus on the play," added Sweetheart.
"Not to mention who's in the play, in more ways than one," added Teddy winking at Sweetheart.
"Don't get too distracted by her, Teddy or you'll screw up your lines," warned Starlight.
"That goes for us too," said Lancer.
"At least you won't see her good parts when she's high on the balcony," assured Ace.
"Plus I'm sure we'll all be in costume," added Lancer.
"We can practice together, Teddy since we live together," replied Sweetheart before she and Teddy walk home.
"Talk about an adventure and this is a play I'll want to remember forever," thought Patch.
