Worst part is, a week from now he'll so innocently talk her into a nice, romantic stroll on the beach and she won't be able to walk straight for days! XD
Worst part is, a week from now he'll so innocently talk her into a nice, romantic stroll on the beac
How do you KNOW these thin.............wait.............no....nevermind! :D FOrtunatly I WASN'T drinking Pepsi*tm* when I read that so my monitor is still working but HOLY SHIT I almost broke a rib laughing..especially at Dave's lady's reaction! You're EVIL...and the best! :D
How do you KNOW these thin.............wait.............no....nevermind! :D FOrtunatly I WASN'T drin
1. Grab a boob in one hand. 2. Grab a handful of hair in the other hand. 3. Without any warning, slip out of her vagina and jam your dick in her ass, twist boob and yank on hair. When she screams "What the fuck do you think you're doing?" laugh and say "You mother likes it like this..."
Then hang on for dear life, because if she gets loose, you a dead mother fucker.
Bunners
Then there's the "rodeo." 1. Grab a boob in one hand. 2. Grab a handful of hair in the other hand.
Love Kev's speech... That sand crab thing is a no way for me!... As for that female with glasses (squirrel I think), Someone needs to soo lay her. (She is cute btw.)
Giggles...
Nice job Chucky..
Tiff
Love Kev's speech... That sand crab thing is a no way for me!... As for that female with glasses (
I am guessing that she might have a boyfriend, but in reality she will do whatever is willing. As for mirrors not being in her house, well she might be in need of one of those at least in her purse...
Tiff
I am guessing that she might have a boyfriend, but in reality she will do whatever is willing. As f
Ouch, ouch, ouch! Add that to the long lust of sex acts some frat boys thought up while drunk, that nobody has (probably) ever actually done. Like the "angry pirate."
Ouch, ouch, ouch! Add that to the long lust of sex acts some frat boys thought up while drunk, that
I think you'll understand why I say these were made up by creative minds, but no one has actually done them.
The Angry Pirate: when someone is giving you head, you pull out, squirt in their eye, then kick them in the shin. They cover the eye like a patch, and hop around on one leg, going "Arrrr! Arrrr!"
Every now and then, I'll run into a list of these. They're always equally unbelievable.
I think you'll understand why I say these were made up by creative minds, but no one has actually do
Was the "sand crab" made up for this, or has it been mentioned somewhere else? I'd bet nobody has ever done it for two reasons: (a) it'd hurt, a LOT, probably for both people, and (b) I think any guy who's getting pussy on a beach is probably smart enough to know that if he did something like that, this would be the last time he'd ever get with that girl!
Was the "sand crab" made up for this, or has it been mentioned somewhere else? I'd bet nobody has ev
Okay, so I have a pretty storied past in the love-making department. One thing I cannot claim, though, is sex on the beach. I lived in Arizona for the first half of my life and have gotten stuck in a haboob while naked before (long story...). That made my life miserable for a week. I can only imagine how aweful actual sand in those tender places might feel and I have no actual interest in discovering first hand >.<
Okay, so I have a pretty storied past in the love-making department. One thing I cannot claim, thoug
