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by Chucky
Shattered Afterglow
Sand Crabs.
Shattered Afterglow
Sand Crabs.
So who is this San Derriss guy? He's a big name genre actor who's specialties are war and cop movie roles. At the present time in the comic, he has aged since his best known roles, but is still a big name on the screen.

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Type: Comic
Published: 7 years, 5 months ago
Rating: General

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sleepykingfisher
7 years, 5 months ago
that ending though:
"if you think i'm tough, you should try my mother's meatloaf"
i lol'd!
Chucky
7 years, 5 months ago
Thanks! And there's absolutely no context to it at all, it's just absurd!
MviluUatusun
5 years, 6 months ago
Actually, I think it would have been funnier if he'd said, "If you think I'm tough, you should meet my mother.  She taught me everything I know but not everything she knows."
ruink
7 years, 5 months ago
haha, called Chucky "Fucky"
JVanAnKat
7 years, 5 months ago
I prefer the line - "Bon't voary Fucky" - at first I thought he was telling everyone not to have sex with a critter that will eat you.....
Tycloud
7 years, 5 months ago
:3
ThunderSnow88
7 years, 5 months ago
I could see this San Derris guy like Steven Seagal or Jason Statham or some other badass action movie star that I can't think of
Chucky
7 years, 5 months ago
He's kind of a smattering of lots of action stars. But yes, he has certainly played Steven Segal type roles.
ThunderSnow88
7 years, 5 months ago
Seagal is the first to come to mind, though unlike Seagal, I'm sure he's not as soft-spoken lol
Chucky
7 years, 5 months ago
Oh jeez he actually does spell his name that way doesn't he?

I imagine San Derriss being rather full of himself.
SergeSkunk
7 years, 5 months ago
Why do I get the impression that he reminds me of Reb Brown? XD
Chucky
7 years, 5 months ago
Not even sure I know who that is. I looked him up and he still isn't familiar to me. The first panel is R. Lee Ermey from Full Metal Jacket. Second was inspired by the waist gunner scenes from Memphis Belle, third I pulled out of my ass, last was from all the pictures I've seen of actors who I thought looked like shit at award ceremonies.
SergeSkunk
7 years, 5 months ago
No Worries, Reb Brown was mostly know for his roles in cheesy 80's Italian action exploitation films. Most people only know him from a particular episode of Mystery Science Theatre 3000 which was a goofy looking sci-fi action movie.

Though I am totally ashamed I didn't catch the Full Metal Jacket reference haha. It was the other panels with San Derriss that reminded me of Reb. Including the getting old and fat line. XD
MrCyberwolf
7 years, 5 months ago
I hate being in that kind of situation where I'm being mocked for not knowing something everybody else does.
Furlips
7 years, 5 months ago
I would be remiss in my duties if I didn't include this.

Bunners
Chucky
7 years, 5 months ago
Ha ha, you nailed it! That's the exact movie I took the first panel from!
Furlips
7 years, 5 months ago
*Giggle* As they say, "Even a blind pig (or decrepit old bunny) can find a truffle occasionally."

Bunners
MviluUatusun
5 years, 6 months ago
R. Lee Ermey definitely channeled his time in Boot Camp to come up with that one.
BigD
7 years, 5 months ago
Just to clarify, that gal sitting next to Chucky is taken, yes?
Chucky
7 years, 5 months ago
Yes, she's very taken.
MviluUatusun
5 years, 6 months ago
She's married to Chucky's roommate.
Tampa
7 years, 5 months ago
Poor Chucky on a total rollercoaster, he's going to go nuts at this rate.
Snowfirechakat
7 years, 5 months ago
awesome page
asuraludu
7 years, 5 months ago
His movies must have delightful riffs.
graymuzzle
7 years, 5 months ago
I was wondering.....
Shryke
7 years, 5 months ago
Chucky belly alert panel 2!
*zerberts said belly*
rourkie
7 years, 5 months ago

I said the same thing when I saw it ~<3
KevinSnowpaw
7 years, 5 months ago
even when they grow up boys will be boys...love there action flicks =p
CyberCornEntropic
7 years, 5 months ago
" "That's what he looks like now.  He got all old and fat."
Kind of like Elvis?

At least he didn't end up the Governor Emperor of California or some such.
Chucky
7 years, 5 months ago
Kind of like a lot of famous people honestly. There are so many actors,musicians, etc. that have disappeared for a while and then suddenly show up much older and I'm thinking, "Holy shit what happened??"
GreenFur
7 years, 5 months ago
he reminds me of the furry version of Randolph Scott the guy had 107 acting credits and was in just about everything back in the day
http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000068/
in case you had no idea who i was talking abou
--GF
Chucky
7 years, 5 months ago
Name is familiar and he looks familiar, probably because he was in so many movies.
FoxyLove
7 years, 5 months ago
Aw the ol' typecast actor that still tries when he's gone to port. ;3
AlexTH116
7 years, 5 months ago
is this a real actor or a made up one?...
Chucky
7 years, 5 months ago
Totally made up.
AlexTH116
7 years, 5 months ago
ok, I was getting a gunnery sergeant Hartman vibe out of the first pic.    
Chucky
7 years, 5 months ago
Oh yeah, that's totally the inspiration for the first pic.
AlexTH116
7 years, 5 months ago
thinking of the barracks scene in full metal jacket heh 83
Draggy94123
7 years, 5 months ago
Ah fanboys they always argue about this stuff
PURRfect93
7 years, 5 months ago
Oh Chucky, your not alone In being the only one not to know some major actor XD
sedkitty
7 years, 5 months ago
That is totally R. Lee in the first photo.
Chucky
7 years, 5 months ago
Yes!!
jplaceh
7 years, 5 months ago
If Kev and Vincent "educate" Chucky, Chucky should pay them back with a little "education" of his own!

(some sexy education >:3)
Shryke
7 years, 5 months ago
Nekkid Vincent is almost a requirement at this point...
MviluUatusun
5 years, 6 months ago
The Drill Sergeant looks vaguely familiar.
Chucky
5 years, 6 months ago
Just a tad?
MviluUatusun
5 years, 6 months ago
Never saw the movie but, I recognize the scene it comes from.  LOL.
Chucky
5 years, 6 months ago
Watch it when you have some time. The R. Lee Ermy scenes will have your sides splitting.
MviluUatusun
5 years, 6 months ago
Probably.  I've liked R. Lee Ermey ever since the first time I ever saw him in a movie, or was it a TV show.  He just had the DI attitude in everything he did.
Chucky
5 years, 6 months ago
They always say, write what you know. I'd say he applied it correctly in his acting career.
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