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AlexReynard

Ask And Ye Shall Recieve ...Answers

Twice on FurAffinity, I have posted journals asking my many ardent fans to send in questions for me, so that I may answer. Since now I'm ushering in a hip new paradigm shift here at The Bunny, I thought I'd do the same old shit I did at FA! ^__^

Ask me anything. ANY-DAMN-THING. (Maximum five questions per furson, please.) In a week's time, I will get in front of a microphone and record some answers for you. Answers will be as truthful as I can possibly make them.

You can hear my two previous audio-answery-thingies here and here. You can familiarize yourself with the format, or just check and see if your question was already asked.

Now, yon minions... ASK AWAY!!!
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Added: 13 years, 11 months ago
 
Humbug
13 years, 11 months ago
how is babby formed? how girl become pragnent?
Bachri
13 years, 11 months ago
1: Babies are formed when a sperm cell makes contact with an egg cell, which starts a chain reaction inside the egg cell, which eventually forms an embryo. That embryo grows into a baby.

2: Sex.

3: Shut up.
Humbug
13 years, 11 months ago
Hey, Alex is supposed to be the one answering very serious questions like this. D:<
Blackpaw
13 years, 11 months ago
Sleep deprived random question mode: GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

1) why?

2) why anything?

4) what happened to 3?

5) easy come, easy go. will you let me go?

6) how will the world end?

7) would you ever consider fucking a speak and spell?

8) Magnets, how the f*ck do they work?

9) do you wish you had jessie's girl?
JunkBox
13 years, 11 months ago
I'll answer #5: NO! WE WILL NOT LET YOU GO! Heh heh...
Blackpaw
13 years, 11 months ago
your not alex XDDD
JunkBox
13 years, 11 months ago
But that was a quote from Freddie Mercury! I couldn't resist! :-)
Alfador
13 years, 11 months ago
BISMILLAH
ElMatto
13 years, 11 months ago
Gadget scat porn. Any pics in the works? :D
Makogrey
13 years, 11 months ago
Are u going to AC this year?
PrysmTKitsune
13 years, 11 months ago
1: any new stories series in the works
2: any new stuff from my favorite absolutely adorable bat bartelby?
3: Why can't you be god? [you'd do such a better job...shame the whole Bruce almighty thing never really happens....so far as we know.]
4: What is your favorite color?
5: what is the meaning of life? *waits with an ejector button to imitate a very well known skit from a well known comedy*

and that's all i can think of.
Alfador
13 years, 11 months ago
1) Are you ever going to draw Bartleby and Lexi diapered at the Abyssal Nursery? >:3
2) Ever danced with the Devil in the pale moonlight?
3) Have you read a significant amount of Homestuck yet?
4) Do you plan to write a story centered around incest as the primary non-normality, as opposed to families such as Xander and his mom and dad where the incest is not central to the story, or Jason's New Home where the cubs are all adopted so it's not incest in the traditional sense?
5) Next time you visit, would you like to pick up supplies at Beecher's and attempt to make poutine?
Alfador
13 years, 11 months ago
I just thought of a much better question than my throwaway second one. If it's possible to retroactively replace, here's my new number two (double pun intended).

2) Should we start using "pus" as a swear word? I mean, existing swear words refer to disgusting bodily functions that feel good: "piss", "shit", "fuck", all those refer to excreting or having sex, bodily functions that feel very good despite often being disgusting. Pus is another disgusting bodily fluid, but it's much better suited to being used as profanity because it's the result of an infection, often an infected wound, and so has much more negative feelings associated with it. (I ask primarily because I have already started doing so, to the great revulsion of some of the people around me, which I find alternately embarrassing and hilarious.)
Blackraven2
13 years, 11 months ago
Q1: why is the audio quality in your recently answered questions so bad?

Q2: what is your current plan to bring down FA and get all the users to join IB?

Q3: how exactly will that help in your quest for world domination?

Q4: why is a mouse who is slowly disembowelling herself in front of a fox so sexy?

Q5: I assume you read my story "circle of life" - Would you give up your ability to talk and your hands in exchange for eternal life?
Anonytigmous
13 years, 11 months ago
I only have 1 question

1. What was in your final FA journal? The one that got you banned.
AlexReynard
13 years, 11 months ago
1) How do you type with boxing gloves on?

2) What's the most effective osteoporosis treatment for lesbians?

3) What's the opposite of an anesthesiologist?

4) How can you have your pudding if you won't eat your meat?

5) Is there anything in the world funnier than a three-year-old asking Mommy what a Cum Dumpster is?
SpearWolf
13 years, 11 months ago
Asking yourself questions is cheating!
PlatinumPen
13 years, 11 months ago
1) With the thumb part.

2) Either induce lactation to replace calcium or extended limbering exercises.

3) Probably a resuscitaologist.

4) By having meat pudding of course!

5) Quite possibly not.
AlexReynard
13 years, 11 months ago
6. Has anyone really been far as decided to use even go want to do look more like?
EtherBunnny41
13 years, 11 months ago
1) What is the empty area between two objects?
2) If you had a special ace and wanted to refer to it with a contraction of the words using the first two letters from the first and the entirety of the second, how would you pronounce it?
3) What's between Sarah Palin's ears?
4) If you drive straight up at a rate of 80 miles an hour for two days, where will you be?
5) Why am I being arrested?
6) Where am I?
7) Are you my father?
8) Who protects aliens from wrong doers?
9) Who is their judge?
10) What percentage of poor people do scientist believe can steal souls by looking rich people in the eye?
Autumnringtail
13 years, 11 months ago
Let's see
1)Do you ever think they'll make an adequate comic book film?
2)How much DOOM do you need to get to the center of  a Tootsie roll pop?
3)What other literary masterpieces do you have bubbling in your mind?
4)What is in that Jar of Dirt? I'm unable to guess
5)Have you ever experienced character derailment?
drakiskier
13 years, 11 months ago
wow, wth?   i didnt even see this journal from you!

ummm...   questions...     ummm...

how many stories do you have in the works at the moment?

why dont you play warhammer 40k?

have you seen the trailer for the new game Black Prophecy?

can you tell me why superhero comics and movies always have the story that is here and now first, and THEN go back and tell you the back story as to how they got there?

whats your opinion on the new duke nukem?

what was your opinion on inception?

what was your favorite movie that was released in the last 2 years.     and your most hated one too.

SpearWolf
13 years, 11 months ago
1. Why do you say furson instead of person?
2. What do you think of me?
3. What do you think of yourself?
4. Furry porn has been used as a factor of probable cause in issuing a search warrant on alleged bestiality. Your thoughts?
5. Can we talk more often, one-on-one?
asuraludu
13 years, 11 months ago
1)  In what new dangers should Ruthie be placed (be as graphic as you like)?

2)  Given the madness that followed at the end of "Summer of the Living Dead,"  Do you think Tish will ever try any new spells?

3)   Whick is better:  raccoon bondage with duct tape and tin foil gags or kitten spankings with heart shaped paddles?  
Cloud006
13 years, 11 months ago
1: Out of all your stories what one do you like best & why??

2: Why do you like or think you like all the fetish that you do??

3: If you are into any web comics. what ones do you like. Please list all the ones you like.

4: If you could live in any time and any place in the world when & where would it be??

5: Out of all your characters what one do you like best and why that one??
Cloud006
13 years, 11 months ago
Hay Alex Just a quick note on how to say my user name it is said as Cloud double o 6 and not as Cloud 0 0 6.
It is like James bond 007.
Sorry to bug you with this but it just come to mind and thought you should know.
Oh and you can talk about me any way you want to have fun with that.
Oh and I'm a man just to let you know that too.
and re-note just to let you know I'm 24.
chaosblackwing
13 years, 11 months ago
1. What do you think would be the worst thing you could do(or that could be done) to organized religion? I've got an idea myself, I'm curious as to what you would come up with.

2. Do you have a favorite joke, and if so what is it?

3. If you were somehow declared the absolute ruler of the world, other than maniacal laughter, what would your first day in office consist of?

4. How many notes or other background info do you typically generate when you write a story? As an aside of this one, have you ever had a character start out one way when you first thought of a story, but end up completely different when you actually wrote it?

5. Do you have a favorite game, and if so what is it?
Drakira
13 years, 11 months ago
1. Will you do more stories with vore leading to scat?

2.  Will the scat be sentient as it comes out the furson's rear?

3. Will said sentient scat being be sent down into a septic tank, diaper pail, training potty, or porta potty for it to communicate and have fun with other sentient scat beings?

4. Will sentient scat beings still be able to move slightly and help pleasure each other?

5 Are sentient scat beings love juices lemonade?
Drakira
13 years, 11 months ago
2. (sorry kinda lost track of my grammar and sentence there) Will the sentient scat beings be able to communicate with others of their kind, after they have been sent into a septic tank, diaper, porta-potty, pre-school potty, or other scat holding object?
PlatinumPen
13 years, 11 months ago
1) What is the flight speed of an unladen swallow?
2) If bio-augmentation existed would you become your fursona; if you would how would you deal with the undeniable bigotry you would face and if not how would you react to those who have become their fursonas.
3)Do you believe in the supernatural?
4) How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
5) If 42 is the ultimate answer what is the ultimate question?
RayJones
13 years, 11 months ago
Just happened to go on at FA and see your notice of the new site.  Sorry about your FA problems.
If you need questions, here is one that is of VERY great practical importance but may be considered boring.  In the upcoming elections, it's clear that many, if not most, people want candidates who are neither Republicans or Democrats.  But I can't think of anybody else who could run and have a serious chance of winning.  Any suggestions?

I've been away from my art activities for quite a while owing to RL stuff, but I'm hoping to get back soon.
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