I'm so sorry, people. I did not receive five acceptable entries. I held out until the very last instant, hoping that someone would post ONE more entry that would mean I could run the contest, but I didn't.
...I'm horribly disappointed... I WANTED to give out cash for a good job. I had one hundred dollars set aside in my bank account, and I was willing to give it out. I specifically spent time finding ways to save money so that I wouldn't spend that money meant for this contest.
...But I only received four acceptable submissions. I apologize IMMENSELY to everyone who entered the contest and put their hard work forward. I am truly grateful that you decided to enter my contest, and you have my thanks for making the attempt. But there is no point in judging a contest that no one is interested in.
I apologize to those who put the effort into this contest, and also to all my fans. I may run a contest later in the summer and try again, but for now I'm done.