We're expecting our first baby [looks at watch] tomorrow.
Kids these days and instant gratification. Back in my day you had to wait at least a whole week for it by stork, and you never knew what you were going to get sometimes. Take my 6.5th wife for instance. She was a formerly rampant human coded AI quadrupedal furry thing that liked trips to the Galactic core... Anyway, she got a mistaken delivery bound for Japan that was a baby tentacle monster. It was a headache and shoes cost me fortune for it. I only stayed with her after that because she had a ton of cool guns and we both liked to break things.
~~~ Quote by AlexReynard: We're expecting our first baby [looks at watch] tomorrow. ~~~ Kids
That is the BEST FUCKING AD-LIB LINE I'VE SEEN IN A YEAR. Jesus, that's perfect. I'm giggling hard right now. :)
>Anyway, she got a mistaken delivery bound for Japan that was a baby tentacle monster. It was a headache and shoes cost me fortune for it. I only stayed with her after that because she had a ton of cool guns and we both liked to break things.
I read this whole thing in the voice of Ellis from Left 4 Dead 2.
>Kids these days and instant gratification. That is the BEST FUCKING AD-LIB LINE I'VE SEEN IN A YEA
>That is the BEST FUCKING AD-LIB LINE I'VE SEEN IN A YEAR. Jesus, that's perfect. I'm giggling hard right now. :)
I can shower, shave, and cut my hair and be presentable somewhat when I try. Glad your giggle switch found it worthy. I am cursed with this desire to be a comedian and live my life doing/trying/attempting?/Umm, ??? Profit?. I seriously am a coyote spirit - notwithstanding any furry persona. You made my day here too, thank you 8-)
>I read this whole thing in the voice of Ellis from Left 4 Dead 2.[/q]
Never played the franchise, but do understand it from seeing, reading, or other stuff about it. Looked up YT for vocal stuff from Ellis...
Hooleey shit! If you curled that Bama'ish accent to a bit more Appalachian Hillbilly'ish, I could talk that fine IRL. Lived the first 10 years of my life in the burbs of Wash, DC then got thrust into living in the coalfields of Southwestern Virginia. Went in speaking city, the next 15 becoming hillbilly. I can swap between the two accents readily, but its hilarious when I get flustered and they both ebb and flow in the same conversation. 25 years removed from that home and living in Washington state, I still get a shock when every few months or so I call mom and shes got the accent thick... I got a grind a bit on the audio a minute to get into it and understand what the nuances mean, and three minutes later im talking "Bubba"... my nickname there from my friends.
Severe rambling side note... A good friend whom was all hillbilly was studying electronics with me in College. If you listened to him talk tech, and the enunciations because - hillbilly -, you would still think idiot.
If he was talking about a "diode" in a circuit he would pronounce it - Die ah load Or something plastic would be pronounced Plas(k)Kick - lower case k very subtle and slight pause before abrupt K.
Anyway, time for me to STFU. 8-)
>That is the BEST FUCKING AD-LIB LINE I'VE SEEN IN A YEAR. Jesus, that's perfect. I'm giggling hard
That's so charming. I love little oddments in pronumciation. My grandpa was from Missouri and used to drink melk with dinner and take the laundry downstairs for a warsh. And I'll catch myself sometimes talking about the ruff of a house.
That's so charming. I love little oddments in pronumciation. My grandpa was from Missouri and used t
Now that's hardly news to me. You've always been sexually attracted to basically anything that moves and some things that don't. Why should conjoined human twins be an exception?
But I totally don't buy the part about "getting married", what kind of April fools do you take me for? >;)
Now that's hardly news to me. You've always been sexually attracted to basically anything that moves
