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RoareyRaccoon

A Word On Corona

No doubt you've been perusing, whether you wanted to or not, the scary details of COVID-19 and its chaotic consequences. I hope you haven't joined the number of people panic-buying bum paper XP. Anyway, I've decided not to have an analytical, scientific perspective on this pandemic, but rather something appealing to emotion. Particularly emotional fortitude, that other really essential part of being human. Ones personal role and responsibility is, as far as I'm concerned, the best point of focus, rather than all the huge decisions of national and international policy that are out of our hands. So, how to appeal to emotional fortitude? Ehhhh, I'm not sure, but I'll give it a go.

Humanity is a tough old bugger; battle and plague innumerable, dire straits ubiquitous. Men have braved exploding fields teeming with the corpses of their friends. Are we going to shit our pants over a virus that over 90% of people handily survive? Oh goodness, anything but a very bad cough. Cough. Cough? Fuck off.

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Added: 4 years, 1 month ago
 
HoppyTheCuteBunny
4 years, 1 month ago
Amen we should just suck it up and keep going
BlazeHeartPanther
4 years, 1 month ago
Yep, a good chunk of people can recover from this.
AspenAlabaster
4 years, 1 month ago
I caught a cold twice this year and it went away in a day, I feel that it wouldn't take much longer for me to recover from the coronavirus if I does happen to catch it and if it does stick around, it's just another flu, or Flu 2.0 according to a meme I made.
AspenAlabaster
4 years, 1 month ago
I see nothing scary at all, if anything everything is more quiet and I get the trails to myself so I can howl to sexy coyotes more often without anyone walking up and noticing me.  Going out for a coffee means no more waiting in lines and those middle age woman in stores that ignore excuse me move instantly when you cough.

Let's knot mention the memes, the memes is awesome and I've been making some myself.
Zagroseckt
4 years, 1 month ago
you only howl hmmm i dounbt that it's all alone out there giggles.
AspenAlabaster
4 years, 1 month ago
I've fed them road kill and hot dogs but mostly just howl with them.  If I can ever get to the point that they approach me, I will spend plenty of time petting and cuddling them.
Beartp
4 years, 1 month ago
most I've done is stock up on a few extra cans of soup and other food that are easy to prepare and keep in we get told to shelter in place for a couple of weeks
MickJagger
4 years, 1 month ago
I'm gonna try using a bidet for the first time.
Beartp
4 years, 1 month ago
Those are getting attention of people thinking outside the box..  Right now the big issue is panic and stores with thier supply chains are designed for major restocking nightly if it was a few stores thats one thing nationwide is entirely another
MickJagger
4 years, 1 month ago
The thing is, I see the use of it. When I take a shit in public, I spit on the paper and then wipe. It's not as sturdy but it cleans the hole. At home I take a paper towel, drench it in warm water and add a dab of soap. Maybe it's time to go full tilt with this.
JaredTheBunnyBoy
4 years, 1 month ago
We should just get through March and hope it ends by April or May.
KaitoFenikkusu
4 years, 1 month ago
I know ... I was at the store the other day and all the flour was gone, all the sugar (NOO I NEED THAT FOR MY COFFEE!!) gone, there was nothing but hot cheetos and there was not a single roll of tp or a box of tissues anywhere in sight ... oh and some bugger bought all the water too -_- ...

BUT ... on the bright side there was like a pallet of Cadburys Mini-Eggs just sitting there so I decided to do my civic hording duty and blow like $200 on candy instead ... Priorities right? I mean I can buy toilet paper later and still turn on a tap pretty much any day of the week but Mini-Eggs are only sold once a year!!! Now THAT is a crime :3
RoareyRaccoon
4 years, 1 month ago
Well I'm an Englishman, so Cadbury's Mini Eggs are sold everywhere here, all year round XP.
KaitoFenikkusu
4 years, 1 month ago
Yeah ... that's about the only bad thing about me having moved from the UK to the US -_- ... lol

Well that and its hard to get HP Sauce and prawn cocktail crisps ... YAY for the internet ;)
MickJagger
4 years, 1 month ago
You could be a rap artist.
KevinSnowpaw
4 years, 1 month ago
your english right? whats the old saying?


Keep calm and KEEP YOUR MITSS OFF MY TOILIT PAPER!!!

or something like that? XD


But yeah people are loseing there fucking MINDS over here to.
gohan5150
4 years, 1 month ago
People are acting like this is an extinction event.  Sure, it's bad, and if you have elders you care about, there's reason to worry.  But it's not the end of the world.
Masakados
4 years, 1 month ago
boomers getting BTFO
Taonas
4 years, 1 month ago
Not a fan of "most people are fine, only old people are at risk so stop worrying".
I am worried. Not about myself, but about my parents. Who I care about a lot.
FoxxWolf
4 years, 1 month ago
Here in the US (I'm from Texas) The TP supply is extremely limited, bottled water is continuously being depleted, hand sanitizers and rubbing alcohol are nowhere to be found, and canned foods/ramen are nonexistent.

People just need to wash their goddamn hands. Hand sanitizers are good for the occasional outings or exchanges,
BUT WASH YOUR FUCKING HANDS WITH SOAP AND WATER!
THATS MOST OF WHAT IT TAKES!

Plus this virus is hitting most of the very young and very old, in case you didn't notice. average aged people have a high rate of survival

So all the ass-hat young and middle-aged buying all the damn toilet-paper and sanitizer are depriving the ones that are most vulnerable to this pandemic

I've heard of some stores opening for only elderly and disabled to buy from their store for an hour or so before anyone else in the morning. I believe that every business should follow this practice.
moyomongoose
4 years, 1 month ago
I find what I have to do to get anything is to get to the store when they first open before everyone else snatches it all up and it's gone.
EstebanG
4 years, 1 month ago
This generation of professionally offended, condom-snorting, Tide pod diners believes nobody has ever faced anything as difficult as they.
Yiffox
4 years, 1 month ago
my amusement came from british people calling it loo paper
Faren
4 years, 1 month ago
Im panic buying toilet paper to prepare for all the people panic buying toilet paper. :P
KNIFE
4 years, 1 month ago
Whatzittooya57
4 years, 1 month ago
Yes!
MarcusKoopa
4 years, 1 month ago
I got a bunch of beans, lentils, corn, rice... Mostly because I was going to plant them on my small farm. Well, not the rice, naturally. Still, if needs must I have a ton of food just waiting around.
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