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Peggy

My friend Mon's friend John just acquired a libido after 30 years

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let's hear it for the boy.

let's give the boy a hand.
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Added: 5 years, 1 month ago
 
SammuWamm
5 years, 1 month ago
heh

yes but please don't go around inviting all your friends to post me freaky stuff.
Peggy
5 years, 1 month ago
you can't tell me how to act around my friends.

if you don't like the emails just delete them.
SammuWamm
5 years, 1 month ago
surely this comes under some sort of rules about spam though
Peggy
5 years, 1 month ago
i'm not telling them to constantly send you pointless messages, i'm just telling them to send you something and that's it.

i just have a lot of friends and they post a lot of emails. i'm not part of a malicious attack group.
SammuWamm
5 years, 1 month ago
yes but when i've actually told you not to and you do it anyway then you're being malicious
Peggy
5 years, 1 month ago
because what you're asking for is stupid.

this is big news and i want everyone to know. that's all.
SammuWamm
5 years, 1 month ago
okay but just don't make it a habit
Peggy
5 years, 1 month ago
hey buster i'm being nice by getting my friends to send you lovely emails.

you should be thanking me not telling me off.

i'm not being mean i'm trying to give you something you'll like.
SammuWamm
5 years, 1 month ago
but i've already said that i don't want it so why are you sending it to me?
Peggy
5 years, 1 month ago
because my friends are also interested as well and they want to talk to you.

they don't just do it because i told them to they're doing it to be nice.

they don't have to do it. nobody's forcing them.
SammuWamm
5 years, 1 month ago
yes but my email is already pretty clogged so if your friends really want to talk to me about it then they should wait until it all dies down so we can have a meaningful conversation.
Peggy
5 years, 1 month ago
screw that it's big gossip and nobody wants to miss out.

why would people wait until it's not relevant to talk to you?
SammuWamm
5 years, 1 month ago
because that's a nice and not selfish thing to do
Peggy
5 years, 1 month ago
it's not just about you, they have things to tell their friends as well.

they want to ask you about it so they can talk about it with their friends.

be nice, throw us a bone.
SammuWamm
5 years, 1 month ago
you seem to think it's just you who's doing it here.

literally everyone has the same idea.

my emails are clogged. why can't you just talk among yourselves, all the people that have emailed me already and got the info.

you don't need your own personal copy of every-damn-thing that's said right from the goat's mouth.
Peggy
5 years, 1 month ago
yes but it's more personal that way
SammuWamm
5 years, 1 month ago
if all you guys keep tis up i'm gonna block off the emails and only respond via newslater, no messages in only out.
Peggy
5 years, 1 month ago
i'm surprised you haven't done that already.

that would make a lot more sense.
SammuWamm
5 years, 1 month ago
i shouldn't have to do that because of people spamming me.

it should be enough when i say no more mail that people listen.
Peggy
5 years, 1 month ago
well i'm sorry it's bad for you but me and my friends will do as we please.

you just gotta live with that.
SammuWamm
5 years, 1 month ago
*deep sigh*

then i guess we're done talking here.
Peggy
5 years, 1 month ago
yeah we are
Staph
5 years, 1 month ago
you two are worlds apart.

you need to respect each other's differences.
SammuWamm
5 years, 1 month ago
yes but i'm clearly working harder right now and very stressed out.

give me air
Staph
5 years, 1 month ago
i'll let you have that this time.

peggy's been a lazy shit for a while.
Xman21yo
5 years, 1 month ago
are you trying to bad yourself you suicidal maniac.
Staph
5 years, 1 month ago
I assume you mean ban.

honestly I'd rather go out standing for my beliefs than leave accordingly.
Xman21yo
5 years, 1 month ago
so you're actually planning to get banned
Staph
5 years, 1 month ago
I'm not planning to tow the line at least.
Breddeer
5 years, 1 month ago
pretty bold for an admin
DiitMiaMon
5 years, 1 month ago
stop being an ogre. wanting to be friends with you is not a problem.

you're a fucking idiot.
SammuWamm
5 years, 1 month ago
but i told her to stop and that i didn't want it and she keeps giving it to me.

it's the email equivalent of rape.
DiitMiaMon
5 years, 1 month ago
we'll be nice whether you like it or not.

you need some lightening up.
SammuWamm
5 years, 1 month ago
send me some nerdy positive vibes instead
DiitMiaMon
5 years, 1 month ago
i'll see what i can do
Staph
5 years, 1 month ago
i got your back
SammuWamm
5 years, 1 month ago
thx
Xman21yo
5 years, 1 month ago
i'm gonna send you something nerdy which you'd actually like.
SammuWamm
5 years, 1 month ago
that's a tall ask but i'd be glad to see your efforts.

thanks for considering my feelings on this.
Xman21yo
5 years, 1 month ago
did you like the stuff i sent you?
SammuWamm
5 years, 1 month ago
well normally it takes longer for me to get around to my messages but i bumped you up the list because i need something about now.

unfortunately it was all stuff i've already seen but thanks for taking the time to look for thing i might want.

you're a cut above the rest.
Xman21yo
5 years, 1 month ago
well i'll try harder next time.
should have known my vanilla nerd knowledge was never going to cut it.

i'll ask some people in the know next time.
SammuWamm
5 years, 1 month ago
you gotta dig pretty deep to find stuff i haven't seen.

i frequent those kinds of places and i have connection to most everybody.

i think you'll definitely need to go offsite.
Xman21yo
5 years, 1 month ago
i think i know a few offsite places to find random and obscure information on any topic really.

i'll test the water with that.

bound to be something interesting there even if not particularly useful info.
SammuWamm
5 years, 1 month ago
that's kinda what i'm into.

if you find more sources you can link me them as well.
Xman21yo
5 years, 1 month ago
oh no.

i never share my souces.
SammuWamm
5 years, 1 month ago
well i guess that means you can always lay claim to what you find.

if it's a place i don't know then you can give me regular weird nerd stuff.

that would lighten my days.
Xman21yo
5 years, 1 month ago
i'm not really planning to make this a perminent thing but i'll send a collage like i did in my last message so you get a bunch of stuff at once, nough to last a while, then that's it, i'm gone.
SammuWamm
5 years, 1 month ago
yeah i guess that was too much to ask.

still that should be a fine message.

thanks for taking the time out for lil ol me.
Xman21yo
5 years, 1 month ago
no seriously i'm in a rutt for a few days.

i don't have anything better to do so i might as well.

but you're welcome anyhow.
SammuWamm
5 years, 1 month ago
well i look forward to it with baited breath.

see ya later
Xman21yo
5 years, 1 month ago
later
XaviTheLover
5 years, 1 month ago
that was nice of you :)
Xman21yo
5 years, 1 month ago
no.

i just want to difuse the situation.

i know that if
SammuWamm
SammuWamm
receives emails he likes he will spend all his time talking about that instead of pointlessly arguing with admins that abuse their power.

though i don't like Sam I don't want to see him get banned pointlessly.

i'm sure one day he'll fuck up big and then there will be no question.
SammuWamm
5 years, 1 month ago
fair
Staph
5 years, 1 month ago
" Xman21yo wrote:
i know that if
SammuWamm
SammuWamm
receives emails he likes he will spend all his time talking about that instead of pointlessly arguing with admins that abuse their power.


" Xman21yo wrote:
i'm sure one day he'll fuck up big and then there will be no question.


this guy gets it.

if he was banned pointlessly he obviously would find a way back.
SammuWamm
5 years, 1 month ago
you sound like you're already plotting to get rid of me.
Xman21yo
5 years, 1 month ago
i would
Staph
5 years, 1 month ago
nope just wishful thinking
Breddeer
5 years, 1 month ago
" SammuWamm wrote:
SammuWamm
SammuWamm
: you sound like you're already plotting to get rid of me.


I'm sure the dude is pretty good at staying the right side of the banhammer.

he's been here since 2001 hasn't he?
SammuWamm
5 years, 1 month ago
i've been banned twice already
Breddeer
5 years, 1 month ago
twice in 18 years is not bad.
OrangeOlive
5 years, 1 month ago
all these fuckers trying to get em ban and he just straight up and take the whole website with him
SammuWamm
5 years, 1 month ago
yeah that
DiitMiaMon
5 years, 1 month ago
don't stop doing what you're doing.

j is just pissed that his libido finally kicked in and he's no longer holier than us.
SammuWamm
5 years, 1 month ago
no. i just have an inbox filled to the brim with messages and now i can't respond to them with the care i would like to as human being rather than mechanically like a machine
DiitMiaMon
5 years, 1 month ago
that's really sweet but if you're getting that many emails then maybe you should just make blanket mail but not with us okay
SammuWamm
5 years, 1 month ago
everybody says that but nobody wants to be the one who gets them
DiitMiaMon
5 years, 1 month ago
well DUH
OrangeOlive
5 years, 1 month ago
yeah that's a pretty stupid thing to say
OrangeOlive
5 years, 1 month ago
let's hope we can train the dork out of him
Staph
5 years, 1 month ago
i'm still a dork and i'm down
SammuWamm
5 years, 1 month ago
i'd rather not be quite as comfortable as you
Staph
5 years, 1 month ago
it's mostly the fluff
SammuWamm
5 years, 1 month ago
yeah, goats are like the least comfortable creatures
Staph
5 years, 1 month ago
you're the animal equivalent of a heroin addict
SammuWamm
5 years, 1 month ago
sounds about right
Xman21yo
5 years, 1 month ago
i always saw you more of a stoner.

don't know why.
SammuWamm
5 years, 1 month ago
i am actually much more like a stoner.

i'm so laid back people think i'm high.
Staph
5 years, 1 month ago
I would love to see you on webcam.

I just want to know whether you are a laid back guy or whether you're autistic raging and then tailor your posts so they don't offend.
SammuWamm
5 years, 1 month ago
honestly if tailored what i said then you wouldn't have known about half of my offensive views.
Xman21yo
5 years, 1 month ago
yeah.

just don't talk about religion like ever.
Staph
5 years, 1 month ago
yes but
XaviTheLover
XaviTheLover
is here.
Breddeer
5 years, 1 month ago
puts on helmet.

okay I'm ready for wherever this is going.
SammuWamm
5 years, 1 month ago
i'm staying out of this.
Breddeer
5 years, 1 month ago
that is definitely a good idea considering your religious views.
OrangeOlive
5 years, 1 month ago
just wait for the xavi bomb to drop.

Hiroshima 2 right here.
Yolanda
5 years, 1 month ago
my beliefs are also controversial in this new age world of sex.
XaviTheLover
5 years, 1 month ago
nothing wrong with sex.

God didn't say sex itself is wrong. He said sex before marriage and adultery.

Monks and nuns are people who've chosen to abstain from sex as well as many other worldly pleasures so that their minds are unclouded and they can worship and follow the cause more true.

God never said these pleasures were bad. He simply said that in abundance they can corrupt the mind.

One should never let their hunger cloud their judgement.
SammuWamm
5 years ago
and all that porn you look it is okay because you never let it get to you?
MaxwellGalloway
5 years, 1 month ago
Peggy
Peggy


my man says fuck off and you still here like you got lead shoes
XaviTheLover
5 years, 1 month ago
oh no.

protective boyfriend at 12 o'clock.
Xman21yo
5 years, 1 month ago
SammuWamm
SammuWamm
may be friends with
DiitMiaMon
DiitMiaMon
and therefore able to avoid a ban but
MaxwellGalloway
MaxwellGalloway
is a cat that's using all his 9 lives.
SammuWamm
5 years, 1 month ago
you think the admins will ban one their most popular content creators?
Staph
5 years, 1 month ago
this comment explains a lot more than it should.
Xman21yo
5 years, 1 month ago
i know o_0
SammuWamm
5 years, 1 month ago
meh it's also true
Breddeer
5 years, 1 month ago
he just said that so he could gloat about his popularity
SammuWamm
5 years, 1 month ago
maybe..
OrangeOlive
5 years, 1 month ago
good strategy since he's fucking leaving
SammuWamm
5 years, 1 month ago
well at least i know you won't be sticking around 3pr.
XaviTheLover
5 years, 1 month ago
SammuWamm
SammuWamm
's popularity on 3pr will wane when his content is elsewhere.

then he will be in danger of being kicked.
SammuWamm
5 years ago
but then it won't matter because i have my own website
Yolanda
5 years, 1 month ago
i think
MaxwellGalloway
MaxwellGalloway
prefers to be called a girlfriend.
XaviTheLover
5 years, 1 month ago
all these years and I still cannot get used to it.
SammuWamm
5 years ago
meh we're not ogres.

we tolerate your incompatibility with a changing world which nowadays looks like aggressive ignorance.
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