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Peggy

My friend Mon's friend John just acquired a libido after 30 years

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let's hear it for the boy.

let's give the boy a hand.
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Added: 6 years, 5 months ago
 
SammuWamm
6 years, 5 months ago
heh

yes but please don't go around inviting all your friends to post me freaky stuff.
Peggy
6 years, 5 months ago
you can't tell me how to act around my friends.

if you don't like the emails just delete them.
SammuWamm
6 years, 5 months ago
surely this comes under some sort of rules about spam though
Peggy
6 years, 5 months ago
i'm not telling them to constantly send you pointless messages, i'm just telling them to send you something and that's it.

i just have a lot of friends and they post a lot of emails. i'm not part of a malicious attack group.
SammuWamm
6 years, 5 months ago
yes but when i've actually told you not to and you do it anyway then you're being malicious
Peggy
6 years, 5 months ago
because what you're asking for is stupid.

this is big news and i want everyone to know. that's all.
SammuWamm
6 years, 5 months ago
okay but just don't make it a habit
Peggy
6 years, 5 months ago
hey buster i'm being nice by getting my friends to send you lovely emails.

you should be thanking me not telling me off.

i'm not being mean i'm trying to give you something you'll like.
SammuWamm
6 years, 5 months ago
but i've already said that i don't want it so why are you sending it to me?
Peggy
6 years, 5 months ago
because my friends are also interested as well and they want to talk to you.

they don't just do it because i told them to they're doing it to be nice.

they don't have to do it. nobody's forcing them.
SammuWamm
6 years, 5 months ago
yes but my email is already pretty clogged so if your friends really want to talk to me about it then they should wait until it all dies down so we can have a meaningful conversation.
Peggy
6 years, 5 months ago
screw that it's big gossip and nobody wants to miss out.

why would people wait until it's not relevant to talk to you?
SammuWamm
6 years, 5 months ago
because that's a nice and not selfish thing to do
Peggy
6 years, 5 months ago
it's not just about you, they have things to tell their friends as well.

they want to ask you about it so they can talk about it with their friends.

be nice, throw us a bone.
SammuWamm
6 years, 5 months ago
you seem to think it's just you who's doing it here.

literally everyone has the same idea.

my emails are clogged. why can't you just talk among yourselves, all the people that have emailed me already and got the info.

you don't need your own personal copy of every-damn-thing that's said right from the goat's mouth.
Peggy
6 years, 5 months ago
yes but it's more personal that way
SammuWamm
6 years, 5 months ago
if all you guys keep tis up i'm gonna block off the emails and only respond via newslater, no messages in only out.
Peggy
6 years, 5 months ago
i'm surprised you haven't done that already.

that would make a lot more sense.
SammuWamm
6 years, 5 months ago
i shouldn't have to do that because of people spamming me.

it should be enough when i say no more mail that people listen.
Peggy
6 years, 5 months ago
well i'm sorry it's bad for you but me and my friends will do as we please.

you just gotta live with that.
SammuWamm
6 years, 5 months ago
*deep sigh*

then i guess we're done talking here.
Peggy
6 years, 5 months ago
yeah we are
Staph
6 years, 5 months ago
you two are worlds apart.

you need to respect each other's differences.
SammuWamm
6 years, 5 months ago
yes but i'm clearly working harder right now and very stressed out.

give me air
Staph
6 years, 5 months ago
i'll let you have that this time.

peggy's been a lazy shit for a while.
Xman21yo
6 years, 5 months ago
are you trying to bad yourself you suicidal maniac.
Staph
6 years, 5 months ago
I assume you mean ban.

honestly I'd rather go out standing for my beliefs than leave accordingly.
Xman21yo
6 years, 5 months ago
so you're actually planning to get banned
Staph
6 years, 5 months ago
I'm not planning to tow the line at least.
Breddeer
6 years, 5 months ago
pretty bold for an admin
DiitMiaMon
6 years, 5 months ago
stop being an ogre. wanting to be friends with you is not a problem.

you're a fucking idiot.
SammuWamm
6 years, 5 months ago
but i told her to stop and that i didn't want it and she keeps giving it to me.

it's the email equivalent of rape.
DiitMiaMon
6 years, 5 months ago
we'll be nice whether you like it or not.

you need some lightening up.
SammuWamm
6 years, 5 months ago
send me some nerdy positive vibes instead
DiitMiaMon
6 years, 5 months ago
i'll see what i can do
Staph
6 years, 5 months ago
i got your back
SammuWamm
6 years, 5 months ago
thx
Xman21yo
6 years, 5 months ago
i'm gonna send you something nerdy which you'd actually like.
SammuWamm
6 years, 5 months ago
that's a tall ask but i'd be glad to see your efforts.

thanks for considering my feelings on this.
Xman21yo
6 years, 5 months ago
did you like the stuff i sent you?
SammuWamm
6 years, 5 months ago
well normally it takes longer for me to get around to my messages but i bumped you up the list because i need something about now.

unfortunately it was all stuff i've already seen but thanks for taking the time to look for thing i might want.

you're a cut above the rest.
Xman21yo
6 years, 5 months ago
well i'll try harder next time.
should have known my vanilla nerd knowledge was never going to cut it.

i'll ask some people in the know next time.
SammuWamm
6 years, 5 months ago
you gotta dig pretty deep to find stuff i haven't seen.

i frequent those kinds of places and i have connection to most everybody.

i think you'll definitely need to go offsite.
Xman21yo
6 years, 5 months ago
i think i know a few offsite places to find random and obscure information on any topic really.

i'll test the water with that.

bound to be something interesting there even if not particularly useful info.
SammuWamm
6 years, 5 months ago
that's kinda what i'm into.

if you find more sources you can link me them as well.
Xman21yo
6 years, 5 months ago
oh no.

i never share my souces.
SammuWamm
6 years, 5 months ago
well i guess that means you can always lay claim to what you find.

if it's a place i don't know then you can give me regular weird nerd stuff.

that would lighten my days.
Xman21yo
6 years, 5 months ago
i'm not really planning to make this a perminent thing but i'll send a collage like i did in my last message so you get a bunch of stuff at once, nough to last a while, then that's it, i'm gone.
SammuWamm
6 years, 5 months ago
yeah i guess that was too much to ask.

still that should be a fine message.

thanks for taking the time out for lil ol me.
Xman21yo
6 years, 5 months ago
no seriously i'm in a rutt for a few days.

i don't have anything better to do so i might as well.

but you're welcome anyhow.
SammuWamm
6 years, 5 months ago
well i look forward to it with baited breath.

see ya later
Xman21yo
6 years, 5 months ago
later
XaviTheLover
6 years, 5 months ago
that was nice of you :)
Xman21yo
6 years, 5 months ago
no.

i just want to difuse the situation.

i know that if
SammuWamm
SammuWamm
receives emails he likes he will spend all his time talking about that instead of pointlessly arguing with admins that abuse their power.

though i don't like Sam I don't want to see him get banned pointlessly.

i'm sure one day he'll fuck up big and then there will be no question.
SammuWamm
6 years, 5 months ago
fair
Staph
6 years, 5 months ago
" Xman21yo wrote:
i know that if
SammuWamm
SammuWamm
receives emails he likes he will spend all his time talking about that instead of pointlessly arguing with admins that abuse their power.


" Xman21yo wrote:
i'm sure one day he'll fuck up big and then there will be no question.


this guy gets it.

if he was banned pointlessly he obviously would find a way back.
SammuWamm
6 years, 5 months ago
you sound like you're already plotting to get rid of me.
Xman21yo
6 years, 5 months ago
i would
Staph
6 years, 5 months ago
nope just wishful thinking
Breddeer
6 years, 5 months ago
" SammuWamm wrote:
SammuWamm
SammuWamm
: you sound like you're already plotting to get rid of me.


I'm sure the dude is pretty good at staying the right side of the banhammer.

he's been here since 2001 hasn't he?
SammuWamm
6 years, 5 months ago
i've been banned twice already
Breddeer
6 years, 5 months ago
twice in 18 years is not bad.
OrangeOlive
6 years, 5 months ago
all these fuckers trying to get em ban and he just straight up and take the whole website with him
SammuWamm
6 years, 5 months ago
yeah that
DiitMiaMon
6 years, 5 months ago
don't stop doing what you're doing.

j is just pissed that his libido finally kicked in and he's no longer holier than us.
SammuWamm
6 years, 5 months ago
no. i just have an inbox filled to the brim with messages and now i can't respond to them with the care i would like to as human being rather than mechanically like a machine
DiitMiaMon
6 years, 5 months ago
that's really sweet but if you're getting that many emails then maybe you should just make blanket mail but not with us okay
SammuWamm
6 years, 5 months ago
everybody says that but nobody wants to be the one who gets them
DiitMiaMon
6 years, 5 months ago
well DUH
OrangeOlive
6 years, 5 months ago
yeah that's a pretty stupid thing to say
OrangeOlive
6 years, 5 months ago
let's hope we can train the dork out of him
Staph
6 years, 5 months ago
i'm still a dork and i'm down
SammuWamm
6 years, 5 months ago
i'd rather not be quite as comfortable as you
Staph
6 years, 5 months ago
it's mostly the fluff
SammuWamm
6 years, 5 months ago
yeah, goats are like the least comfortable creatures
Staph
6 years, 5 months ago
you're the animal equivalent of a heroin addict
SammuWamm
6 years, 5 months ago
sounds about right
Xman21yo
6 years, 5 months ago
i always saw you more of a stoner.

don't know why.
SammuWamm
6 years, 5 months ago
i am actually much more like a stoner.

i'm so laid back people think i'm high.
Staph
6 years, 5 months ago
I would love to see you on webcam.

I just want to know whether you are a laid back guy or whether you're autistic raging and then tailor your posts so they don't offend.
SammuWamm
6 years, 5 months ago
honestly if tailored what i said then you wouldn't have known about half of my offensive views.
Xman21yo
6 years, 5 months ago
yeah.

just don't talk about religion like ever.
Staph
6 years, 5 months ago
yes but
XaviTheLover
XaviTheLover
is here.
Breddeer
6 years, 5 months ago
puts on helmet.

okay I'm ready for wherever this is going.
SammuWamm
6 years, 5 months ago
i'm staying out of this.
Breddeer
6 years, 5 months ago
that is definitely a good idea considering your religious views.
OrangeOlive
6 years, 5 months ago
just wait for the xavi bomb to drop.

Hiroshima 2 right here.
Yolanda
6 years, 4 months ago
my beliefs are also controversial in this new age world of sex.
XaviTheLover
6 years, 4 months ago
nothing wrong with sex.

God didn't say sex itself is wrong. He said sex before marriage and adultery.

Monks and nuns are people who've chosen to abstain from sex as well as many other worldly pleasures so that their minds are unclouded and they can worship and follow the cause more true.

God never said these pleasures were bad. He simply said that in abundance they can corrupt the mind.

One should never let their hunger cloud their judgement.
SammuWamm
6 years, 4 months ago
and all that porn you look it is okay because you never let it get to you?
MaxwellGalloway
6 years, 5 months ago
Peggy
Peggy


my man says fuck off and you still here like you got lead shoes
XaviTheLover
6 years, 5 months ago
oh no.

protective boyfriend at 12 o'clock.
Xman21yo
6 years, 5 months ago
SammuWamm
SammuWamm
may be friends with
DiitMiaMon
DiitMiaMon
and therefore able to avoid a ban but
MaxwellGalloway
MaxwellGalloway
is a cat that's using all his 9 lives.
SammuWamm
6 years, 5 months ago
you think the admins will ban one their most popular content creators?
Staph
6 years, 5 months ago
this comment explains a lot more than it should.
Xman21yo
6 years, 5 months ago
i know o_0
SammuWamm
6 years, 5 months ago
meh it's also true
Breddeer
6 years, 5 months ago
he just said that so he could gloat about his popularity
SammuWamm
6 years, 5 months ago
maybe..
OrangeOlive
6 years, 5 months ago
good strategy since he's fucking leaving
SammuWamm
6 years, 5 months ago
well at least i know you won't be sticking around 3pr.
XaviTheLover
6 years, 4 months ago
SammuWamm
SammuWamm
's popularity on 3pr will wane when his content is elsewhere.

then he will be in danger of being kicked.
SammuWamm
6 years, 4 months ago
but then it won't matter because i have my own website
Yolanda
6 years, 4 months ago
i think
MaxwellGalloway
MaxwellGalloway
prefers to be called a girlfriend.
XaviTheLover
6 years, 4 months ago
all these years and I still cannot get used to it.
SammuWamm
6 years, 4 months ago
meh we're not ogres.

we tolerate your incompatibility with a changing world which nowadays looks like aggressive ignorance.
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