Confess you favorite sin - TMI Tuesday reversal by Priest22 < Journal

Redink

9 years ago

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flushed down a chick down a toilet and thought it was the coolest thing ever! i was - like 10 :P and i still think its kind of funny

Priest22

9 years ago

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@ Redink

Not a chick chicken, you gave a girl a swirly?

Redink

9 years ago

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@ Priest22

chick chicken down the toilet.

Priest22

9 years ago

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@ Redink

You are sentenced a French kiss by an overweight otaku for this chicken blasphemy!

LordChaos

9 years ago

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Not sure I can. I'll have to look up the statutes of limitations.

Priest22

9 years ago

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@ LordChaos

7 years average, but don't incriminate yourself here. If it's illegalish but nobody got hurt, feel free to pm. If it's something you could get in trouble for, use a throw away email address and send it to priest22artist@gmail.com

Infinityplus1

9 years ago

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You remember the Titanic?

Yeah, it's my fault that happened. I did the Titanic.
https://youtu.be/RRA2OrZTiwY?t=5m50s

Priest22

9 years ago

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@ Infinityplus1

Lies full of lies and lying! Unless you've drawn an anthro titanic getting reamed by an iceberg

Kagesan

9 years ago

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Edited 9 years ago by Owner

Lemme go dig out those 30 pieces of silver I stashed, I'll be back...

*hops aboard the next NOPE train to FuckThisShitville*

Priest22

9 years ago

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@ Kagesan

Lol, that bad huh?

terrymouse

9 years ago

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This actually happened a while back, but as you know, I'm pretty much a bottom for every guy that screws me, but one time, I decided to actually take a crack at cross-dressing, so while I was visiting a friend of mine for the first time up in Jacksonville for a weekend, I opted to bring along with me a skirt that I had made by basically buying a pair of skorts at Wal-Mart and cutting the shorts out of the skorts to make it a skirt instead. When I offered to wear the skirt, he actually had a few pairs of panties that I could have worn, but he offered me this pink pair, and I went into the bathroom to change. Once I came out, I think I got as far as one half of a twirl to show off before I was shoved up against his bedroom wall and those panties came right back off. He fucked my ass three times in a row, though between time one and time two, he knelt down behind me and rimmed me for the first time, as well. Before that point, I was kinda disgusted at the concept of rimming, but now that I've felt what it's like, I can't get enough of the act, and kinda actively seek out rimjobs at this point forward.

Help me, father, for I have sinned... and will probably keep sinning, given the opportunity.

Priest22

9 years ago

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@ terrymouse

That's...wow...I knew PART of that story, but you never mentioned the loving kiss below your hips before...

terrymouse

9 years ago

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@ Priest22

Yeah, I mean, I was all about taking three in the ass before then, but I was not expecting there to be a rimjob anywhere during any of my nights... but, now that that happened, I find so much more reason to just seek out more rimjobs. I've already got at least one more practically promised to me should I ever get back in touch with said friends, and I'm almost positive the same friend would more than willingly offer another one at any point should I finally make it back up to see him again.

Summbun

9 years ago

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I once flashed a boys locker room. Streaked through it.

Didn't get caught.

Priest22

9 years ago

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@ Summbun

That was you?!

On a more serious note, you've always been an exhibitionist, haven't you?

...and you gave an entire locker room full of boys fap material for how long I wonder. How did nobody at school recognize you later? It would have been so hot if several did, and blackmailed you into staying quiet about it by letting them use your body...or I would say that if I was a complete pervert...uh...>.>

Summbun

9 years ago

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@ Priest22

I said I didn't get caught.. I never said I didn't get used....

Priest22

9 years ago

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@ Summbun

Hhhhhhhnnnnnn...God, that...oh man...I really can't...you're going to be the death of me from sheer arousal

Summbun

9 years ago

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@ Priest22

Should I tell you about the football team victory celebrations?

Priest22

9 years ago

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@ Summbun

*breath catches*

Yes. This is RL stuff...are you sure you should go there? It breaks our policy...and I won't lie, I WANT to hear this story...but I will not command you to do it. This is your choice, you need to be okay with it.

Summbun

9 years ago

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@ Priest22

Well, the cheerleaders and players had their own locker rooms but the showers had a janitors closet between them for maintenance and such. And the lock was broken....

Priest22

9 years ago

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@ Summbun

...was it planned, or did it just start?

Summbun

9 years ago

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@ Priest22

The first one wasn't planned.... The rest were. And no one ever found out because we all came out clean...

Priest22

9 years ago

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@ Summbun

I love how much of a slut you are. I was so afraid of sex in school. I was terrified of everything. My first time I teased her until she pushed me down and mounted me. I loved older women. I wanted someone to...just make it not feel like a horrible sin...I flirted so much...she was the first one who wasn't afraid of my age, or just didn't have the self control. I touched girls my own age...but I didn't do so many things...I wish I had the chance to now. You would have been perfect...younger but an experienced cocksleeve...wanting to be seen and touched...and just used...you would have made things so different.

Summbun

9 years ago

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@ Priest22

Sex is not a sin. I almost consider it a sacrament.

Priest22

9 years ago

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@ Summbun

It took me years to get over my religious training from my upbringing.  Religion in the south is about shame and self denial sprinkled with paranoia to validate it's life crippling message.

You'd make a fine sister of mercy :)

The whole reason I thought to do this journal was a little fantasy I had.  'Father, forgive me;  I need to sin so badly right now.'
A confessionary with a torn screen, a young priest and a girl with a cross straddling his lap.  Two words whispered into his ear "Fuck. Me."

Summbun

9 years ago

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@ Priest22

:)

In a pleated skirt with no underwear under it.

Talbotlynx

9 years ago

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Edited 9 years ago by Owner

I have sinned. I laughed to the point of collapse after leaving my great-grandfather's funeral and let people think I was crying. Several relatives were seated behind me and giggling through the counting of the rosary. One of his WWII buddies saying the prayer lost count of his beads and went around the rosary twice before another of them finally nudged him and took over. Think grandpa would have laughed though, even if it was wrong. Kind of fitting as a last, funny birthday gift. We're very Irish... Buried him on his 100th birthday and he often liked gallows/dark humor.

Priest22

9 years ago

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@ Talbotlynx

That sounds very normal. Funerals were always horrifying for me, but one day I just broke and stopped feeling anything at them. After I got married, my extended family from up north showed me the dark humor and commrodery of a funeral being a celebration of life instead of what I had known.

Osprey

9 years ago

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My only real sin was not keeping up our conversations. Give me a call whenever!

Priest22

9 years ago

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@ Osprey

I work graveyard atm, but due to a...situation...I won't get into here, I'm doing moral support for the wife. I didn't get a chance to finish what I was telling you about, but I can post a preview if you want?

Osprey

9 years ago

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@ Priest22

Sure. We also can talk through Steam.

asuraludu

9 years ago

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I spiked my entire science class with home made aphrodisiac at a Valentine's Day party.

mommavicky

9 years ago

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I put a bowl of those diarrhea causing gummi bears out in the breakroom at work. knowing the effect they would have. it was the beginning of a twelve hour shift.

Xial

9 years ago

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Iiiiii... don't think I can do it.

hentaiboy

9 years ago

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I actually enjoyed Last Action Hero.

HB

ThaPig

9 years ago

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Sloth is my greatest sin. I'm lazy. I could have several comic books finished and printed now, but I haven't done them and I hate myself for it.

And all those people I have killed, but those were all self-defense.

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