Profile
You wish to know about me?......Wow, you must be bored.
I'm nothing special: A burnt out war veteran (Iraq if you're curious)
Sarcastic to a fault (Sometimes you're not sure if I'm serious or not)
Massage Therapist who hasn't work on anyone in years (Still took the schooling)
Graduate from "Le Cordon Blue" kitchen academy
I worked at a bacon processing factory
I used to work for Amazon (The company NOT the rainforest. You wouldn't believe how many times I have to specify that)
I'm now a package concierge, with a company named "Fetch" (Use the canine jokes at your own risk!)
That being shown, I spose now, you're wondering why is this sarcastic shmuck watching me?
No sarcasm here. I've a small criteria of which you match one or more of the following:
1. Unique: Not everyone has their own art style, Some sadly have an almost Xerox like ability and lack their own style. You've got one, and I want to see how it grows and evolves with you as time goes
2. Humor: Laughter is a dying thing, this day in age. Everyone is more concerned with FB or the latest scandal or blah blah, from the news. If you can make me snort, guffaw, chuckle, or do a spit take, and just plain laugh. I'll watch you. And thank you for brightening my day
3. Talent: You're posting on a public site and showing the world your work. That's incredibly brave and it's inspiring to see an artist as their work grows. And when you've seen them from the start and look back, you can't help but, think How'd I miss that before?
Those are my reasons for watching ya. If you're curious about anything else with me, just ask. If I feel I can trust you. I'll answer
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