Just a jackalope, trying to get by with what the skills he has. I'm a writer and I'm willing to write for coin. If you have coin, then I'm your guy.
Current fees are 0.02 EUR/word No genre is too niche No subject matter is too taboo
Poems, in any form you desire, are also an option and the price is negotiable
Empty your coffers and fill them with the ink dripping from my open veins
I'm also willing to make music and drawings for much much lower prices than what is the norm (since I don't have a repertoire available for my music and my drawing skills are not at all that advanced )
You can check my stories and music at sofurry and furaffinity