So...April 30, I was wasted after failing a certification exam for my information security training. A pet retail store was opening in my town. Think Petsmart, but smaller, and no walls of fish/mice/...
Wow, Drunk X13 is eloquent as fuck. Probably not the most appropriate forum for that journal. No one wants a dose of reality when they really just want sweet, juicy porn ;) Sorry for the interruptio...
Fun fact! I may or may not be posting this while completely plastered because it may or may not be the only way I am comfortable discussing this. Part of my relative absence is due to vacation, but a...