Spiders are just little pests . . . unless you work with a bunch of idiots.
An absolutely absurd comedy piece, inspired by Monty Python, cartoons, and my own debilitating fear of spiders. This would probably work better in a more visual medium, but I figured I should at least give it a shot.
Also, I censored the more extreme curse words. I didn't do this because I dislike cursing, I did this because I think bleeping the words out is more funny than letting them through. If people can't stand it, then I just won't do it again; if no one says anything I'll continue to do as such in my comedy one-offs.
Please, if you have something to say about this story, drop a comment! I want to know what you think! I encourage criticism, I use it to improve my writing. I would also like to thank my friend Mr. Eupherious and my sister for reviewing the story to make sure it doesn't suck as much as it could.
Characters and content copyright Sneeze 2010. Please don't use without permission.
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