Part 1: Looks like all those cooking classes with Papyrus, and all that time spent lounging around watching anime and snacking with Alphys can really catch up to ya, once there becomes no more need for a royal guard and everyone lives peacefully among the humans you once trained to destroy; also when you girlfriend has every fetish in the book and finds this recent growth more than a little appealing and is doing everything she can to keep it going, but that's another story!
who felt that after my successful fattening and fetishizing of most of the female cast of Undertale (yes that includes Mettaton XD) it was time to round out the cast, pun more or less intended, and turn our fishy knight into a whale... I happily obliged! Stay tuned for pt. 2 to see where this all goes... whenever that ends up being.
Part 2: Peace and tranquility among the races means a lot of free time on the hands of those who used to fight for such ideals... free time to binge watch every single anime ever made since the creation of the art form that is!! What? The couch just broke? That's just because it's weak!! It's not because I'm getting fat... now Alphys? Wooooo! Gotta admit though, it looks good!