Cream the Rabbit "Hooky"
(A parody to the episode "Hooky", from "SpongeBob SquarePants")
Cream was walking down the road. She was in a happy mood today. Cream was wearing her white gloves, orange and yellow shoes and her red orange dress.
Cream: Such a beautiful day.
As Cream walks by a fence, something was caught on the back of her dress. It gently pulls on her dress lightly.
Cream: Hmm?
(Cream turns around and gasps)
A fishing hook was caught on Cream's dress.
Cream: I'm hooked.
Cream quickly ran to J.C. and Suki's house with the hook behind her. She stops at the door and knocks on it. J.C. and Suki walked to the door, wondering who it was. The door opens and they look to see Cream the Rabbit.
J.C.: Hey, Cream. What brings you here?
Cream: I need your help, guys.
Suki: With what?
Cream: Well, you remember watching "SpongeBob SquarePants" with me?
J.C.: Yeah.
Cream turns around and shows them at her dress is caught on the fishing hook.
Cream: I'm hooked.
(J.C. and Suki look at it)
J.C.: Oh.
Cream: What am I going to do?
(J.C. and Suki looked at each other)
Both: Well...
They both whispered to Cream about what she should do. She looks down at her dress and her eyes widened.
Cream: Please, tell me you're joking. I can't take off my dress. At least not out here.
Suki: We won't mind. Plus, no one is out here, unless you got a better idea.
(The hook begins to tug on Cream's dress)
Cream: *worried* Okay! I'm taking it off! I'm taking it off.
Cream struggle to get her dress off. She finally takes it off, wearing only her white undershirt and white underwear.
Cream: There.
J.C. and Suki: Uh... Cream? *points behind Cream*
(Cream raises an eyebrow and looks behind her)
She was shocked to see that not only was her dress caught by the hook, but her underwear was caught as well.
Cream: Oh, no! Not my undies, too! Anything, but them!
(The hook starts to pull)
J.C. and Suki: Grab our hands!
(Cream grabs J.C. and Suki's hands, crying as her undies were being pulled by the hook)
Cream: *cries* Please, help me!
(Note: Before I continue, I just want to let you guys know that mobians don't have private parts like humans. Just want to set the record straight.)
Suddenly, Cream's undies slide off her legs and she tackles into J.C. and Suki. The three of them fall into a pile of laundry.
(J.C. and Suki got out and shook their heads)
J.C.: Cream, are you okay?
(Cream was buried in the pile of clothes when she stuck her head out)
Cream: I think so, but I lost my undies.
Suki: Hang on, I got some of my old clothes from my childhood. Don't want her to leave without clothes on.
J.C.: You know mobians don't have "private parts" like humans do, right?
Suki: Really?
Cream: J.C. is right. Just because some of the female mobians wear clothes, doesn't mean they have "private parts". I mean, the guys are seen with gloves, shoes and other accessories and they don't, so why not girls as well?
J.C.: She's got a good point.
Suki: True. Anyway, I'm going to get you some new clothes.
(Suki went upstairs)
J.C.: I'm sorry about your clothes, Cream.
Cream: Don't worry, at least you two tried to help me.
Suki comes down, carrying a red orange shirt, light blue skirt, and a pair of pink undies with yellow stars on them.
Suki: Here you go.
(Suki gives the clothes to Cream)
Cream starts to put the clothes on.
Cream: Thank you, J.C. and Suki. You're both real nice friends.
Suki: No problem, Cream.
J.C.: Yeah, you would've done the same for us.
After Cream got the clothes on, she asks J.C. and Suki if she could spend the day with them. They smiled and let Cream stay with them.
Meanwhile, at Cream and Vanilla's house, Big the Cat came by, wearing a brown jacket, brown pants and his gloves and sandals. He was talking to Vanilla. She was wearing her dress, gloves and shoes.
Vanilla: Thank you for your help, Big.
Big: You're welcome, Vanilla.
(Big walks away)
Vanilla walks into the living room and sits down on the couch. Behind her was a fishing rod and hanging on the hook was a pair of white underwear with Cream's name on the waistband.
Vanilla: Best prank ever.
THE END
(Here's a little extra scene where Amy and Cream are doing a scene based on the SpongeBob episode "Fry Cook Games")
Amy and Cream were both wrestling when they both hear two ripping noises. The back of their dresses were torn and they fell down to their ankles. They both looked and were surprised at what they saw. Amy was wearing a yellow bra and yellow underwear with her name on the waistband. Cream was wearing a pink undershirt and pink underwear with her name on the waistband.
Cream: *looks at Amy's underwear* Yellow?
Amy: *looks at Cream's underwear* Pink?
(The two have tears in their eyes and hug each other)
Both: You do care!
(They cried into each other shoulders and they both smiled, starting to feel better)
Cream: Let's promise never to fight again, Amy.
Amy: Same here, Cream. Let's go home.
Amy and Cream held hands and walked down the road in their underwear.
Cream: You're my best friend ever, Amy.
Amy: Same thing to you, Cream.
(Cream looks down, then looks back up at Amy)
Cream: You know, these were white when my mother first bought them.
