Cream the Rabbit sings the "Ripped Pants" Song
Cream and Vanilla were walking in the park one day. It was sunny and there were a lot of families playing or having a picnic together.
Cream: What a nice day for a walk in the park, don't you think, mom?
Vanilla: Indeed, it is, Cream.
Cream sat down by a nearby tree and was watching the clouds in the sky. Little did she know, Vanilla was taking something out of her pocket and was walking behind her daughter.
Vanilla: (Quietly) Good thing I borrowed this from Tails yesterday.
(Flashback)
One night, Tails was asleep in his bedroom. He was lying in bed, wearing his, gloves, socks and light blue briefs with red elastic. Little did he know, Vanilla was peeking through his bedroom window.
Vanilla: Good, he's asleep. I better make this quick.
Vanilla slowly opens the door and sneaks inside. She was wearing a black ninja outfit. She tiptoes towards Tails' desk. Surprisingly, she saw blueprints for a watch that could hypnotize other people. Seeing this, Vanilla giggles quietly.
Vanilla: Cream wasn't kidding. Tails really is a smart fox.
Vanilla peeks through Tails' bedroom, seeing him sleep peacefully.
Vanilla: And I thought Sonic, Amy and my daughter sleeps likes that. Oh, well. I better find that watch. I get the feeling this would be perfect for a special occasion.
Vanilla walks into the next room. She sees a glass container and inside it is a watch. There was a note on the glass. It said, "The Hypnotizing Watch".
Vanilla: That must be it.
Carefully, Vanilla opens the glass container and takes out the watch. She then puts the watch in her pocket.
Vanilla: Now, to get out of here before Tails wakes up.
Vanilla sneaks towards the front door before she heard the bedroom door. Hearing this, she quickly opened the door and snuck out before closing it. Just in time as Tails walked out. He looks around, rubbing his eyes.
Tails: I thought I heard something. Oh, well.
Tails went back to bed. As for Vanilla, she was running home, smiling to herself.
Vanilla: A job well done. And I never got caught.
(End flashback)
Vanilla sticks her hand into her dress pocket and pulls out the watch as she walks towards Cream. The rabbit girl was unaware what the rabbit woman was doing.
Vanilla: Excuse me, Cream?
Cream: Yes, Mom?
Vanilla: I want to show you something.
Cream: What is it?
Vanilla: This.
(Vanilla shows Cream the watch)
Cream looks at the watch. All of the sudden, she falls into a hypnotic trance. Vanilla was impressed as she watched Cream fall under hypnosis.
Vanilla: Wow. I can't believe that worked.
Cream was lost in a hypnotic trance. As she was hypnotized, Vanilla thought about what to do.
Vanilla: I have an idea.
Vanilla walked towards Cream and whispers in her ear. Afterwards, Cream grabs her dress and lifts it up, She pulls it over her head until she took it off and dropped it next to Vanilla's feet. Cream was standing in her gloves, shoes and a pair of plain white panties with a white undershirt. This caught the attention of some of the people in the park. Vanilla noticed this and was preparing for the next part of her plan.
Vanilla: Does anyone have a guitar I can borrow?
(One of the people in the audience gives Vanilla a guitar)
Vanilla: Thank you.
Vanilla walked towards and hands her the guitar. She takes it and holds it in her arms, ready to play it. Everyone began taking out their phones, including Vanilla and started filming.
(Author's note: Just to let you know, Sonic characters in this story do not have "private parts". Just pointing that out)
Cream: When I ripped...
(Cream turns around and bends over, causing a tiny rip to appear in the back of her underwear)
Cream: My pants.
(She starts strumming the guitar)
Cream: I thought that I had everybody on my side,
But I went and blew it all sky high;
And now, she won't even spare a passing glance,
All just because I...
(Cream turns around and bends over, causing her underwear to rip more)
Cream: Ripped my pants.
Vanilla and the rest of the audience watches and laughs as Cream sang and bent over, ripping her underwear more.
Vanilla: I know my daughter's hypnotized, but I got to say, she's got quite the singing voice on her.
Cream: I know I shouldn't mope around; I shouldn't curse,
But the pain feels so much worse.
Cream kept strumming the guitar, not knowing the tear in the back of her underwear. Her behind was peeking out through the rip, resulting in some pictures being taken by the audience as well as some laughter and mocking in the background.
Cream: Now I learned a lesson I won't soon forget,
So listen and you won't regret,
"Be true to yourself; don't miss your chance."
(Vanilla smiles and counts down as the songs comes to an end)
Vanilla: Three... two... one...
Cream bends over one last time as the song was coming to an end. As she bent over her panties split right down the middle! The rip was so bad, her butt cheeks were almost out of her panties. The entire crows burst out laughing and cheering, enjoying Cream's performance. Vanilla brushes a tear from her eyes, amazed by the prank.
Vanilla: I think that's enough. Might as well snap her back to normal.
Vanilla snaps her fingers and Cream snaps back her normal. Shaking her head, she wonders what happened.
Cream: What on Mobius? What happened? And why do I feel a draft?
Cream looks down and gasps. She was in her underwear and her undies had a huge tear in them. She then realized a lot of people were staring at her, making her blush as red as Amy's dress.
Cream: I don't know what's more embarrassing. Being in my undies in front of all these people or the rip in my undies.
Vanilla walked towards Cream and gives her a hug, surprising her.
Cream: Thank you for that, mom.
Vanilla: It's okay, Cream. Why don't you go ahead and get your dress on? I also brought another pair of underwear for you to change into.
Cream: Thank you, mom.
(Note: Just a reminder, Mobians don't have "private parts" like humans)
Cream sees her dress and bends over to pick it up. But before she could even lift it off the ground, she hears a loud ripping noise. Cream's panties were ripping more as she bends over, making her blush even more. The tear reached all the way up to the waistband when all of the sudden... her panties snapped in half and fell to the ground. Blushing like crazy, Cream quickly covers herself, giving an embarrassed smile.
(Vanilla giggles to herself as she sees this)
After more laughs and pictures, a lot of people began to leave. Vanilla then walked towards her daughter who was wearing only her gloves, shoes and undershirt.
Vanilla: Here, Cream. You can go ahead and put these on. At least you'll have some decency.
Vanilla gives Cream a pair of Kirby panties with her name on them. She takes them and picks up her dress.
Cream: Well, I guess it's better than nothing.
Cream went behind a tree and puts on her new undies and her dress. After wards, she picked up her ruined underwear and looks at it.
Cream: That's the last time Mom buys me cheap underwear.
(She puts them in her pocket)
Vanilla: Come on, Cream. I'll buy you some ice cream.
Cream: Sounds good, Mom. Let's go.
They walked away. Little did Cream know, her dress was caught on her waistband, showing the back of her underwear with her knowing and a few people taking pictures of the scene.
Cream: Is it windy today?
Vanilla: I don't know.
Cream: Must be my imagination.
The End
