: "Right chaps, as you all know, I'm a Boy of Summer. When the sun's blazing, the air's hot, the girls are barely dressed and me and Maxxie get naked and sunbathe! It's fuckin' brilliant, son!
And then it gets fucking COLDER.
The air's thinner, the sun usually doesn't help and that horrid white shit falls from the sky and ruins everything!
It doesn't help that Rusty keeps taking the piss, going out topless and eating ice cream in front of my face...
Thankfully, I do have clothes to retain heat with. I've got a big black coat, thermal vests, fur-lined trousers and boots! And I rarely leave without some kind of hot drink; either hot chocolate or Bovril.
