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[Story - Nanofiction] The Warrior Squirrels of the Sahara

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Keywords male 1200684, panties 42444, squirrel 31148, humor 5904, desert 2416, scourge 1590, humour 437, terror 416, blades 249
The Warrior Squirrels of the Sahara

By Dennis M. Falk
Copyright © 2010-2014, CC BY-NC-SA


There are many dangers on the desert, but none more dangerous than the warrior squirrels of the Sahara! So feared they are, even the desert-born Arabs that crisscross the sandy dunes keep a wary eye for the tiny scoundrels and the fiery sting of their steel! So feared, that the men keep their women and children huddled in tents, hoping the hated rodents don't rape and pillage the caravan, but alas, all for naught, as the frightful menace scream their blood-curdling shrieks, waving their blades high in the air-- or as high as a squirrel can hold them-- wearing nothing but brightly-coloured and frilly panties, as they wreak havoc on hapless travellers. From the shores of the Nile to the beachheads of Casablanca, mentioning the desert squirrels bring much fear to the air....
 
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On the 4th anniversary of my joining IB, I present a short bit of nanofiction I originally wrote as my inaugural journal on 25th November 2010.

Beware them panty-clad squirrels with big blades! O.O

d.m.f.
(Just a reminder that yes, I'm a writer, and yes, occasionally, I do write things...)

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male 1,200,684, panties 42,444, squirrel 31,148, humor 5,904, desert 2,416, scourge 1,590, humour 437, terror 416, blades 249
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Type: Writing - Document
Published: 10 years, 4 months ago
Rating: General

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GreenFur
10 years, 4 months ago
"big blades"... oh is that what kids these days are calling them?
we always called them Tits
:P
--GF
dmfalk
10 years, 4 months ago
Hee! ;) These are male squirrels... And yes, blades-- Scimitars and the like... :)

d.m.f.
(They just happen to be wearing nothing but frilly panties.... o.O )
CyberCornEntropic
10 years, 4 months ago
No wonder they're cranky.  All those panties and not a girl squirrel in sight?  It's enough to drive a flufftail mad!
dmfalk
10 years, 4 months ago
And not a nut in sight....

Except almonds, although those get shipped off to the candy factories... :O

d.m.f.
CyberCornEntropic
10 years, 4 months ago
No almonds?  No wonder they got no joy.
dmfalk
10 years, 4 months ago
Yep- Mounds of no joy... :P

d.m.f.
FuzzFace
8 years, 4 months ago
This reminds me of the Redwall universe, haha!
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