It has been brought to my attention that it's been a bit over six months since the Reindeer™ were plying the streets with sleighs, and we sold their seed to you, our customers. That means it's been about six months since our customers started using that seed, or, one gestation period. We started getting sent baby pictures about a week ago, and I figured I'd let you all know that our Reindeer™ are promising to have made a significant contribution to the gene pool. We thank them for their service and their donations - in all forms that they took.
We intend to offer some free follow-up care for all our Reindeer™'s dragonets. if you have an egg with a hoofprint painted on it, whether literal or metaphorical, register with us to get the after-care you're entitled to as part of the package you purchased.
Mature only for implications.
Mixed Nuts: An informal name for a batch of sperm made via stem-cell technology from a class of individuals, rather than any given individual, and sold as a commodity. One infamous example is the selling of the Reindeer's sperm as a homogenized lot, instead of selling sperm of specific donors individually.
Oyster Meal: An edible protein product occurring as a byproduct of producing "mixed nuts". Depending on the grade, varying by processing technique and extraction intensity, oyster meal can be sold as a delicacy, or an inexpensive protein supplement finding use in producing dog food.