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MaxDeGroot
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It's Beginning To Suck A Lot At Walmart

We Need A Little Christmas
59__xxxits_beginning_to_suck_a_lot_like_at_walmart.mp3
Please.....Not Again.....
O Tanning Bed
For those of you who work retail, you have my sympathies.

Voice of college temporary by Insane Ian

Voice of store announcer by Chris Mezzolesta

Lyrics by pocketducks of FurAffinity

Keywords
christmas 20,236, parody 4,642
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Type: Music - Single Track
Published: 10 years, 12 months ago
Rating: General

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LupinFrost
10 years, 12 months ago
Gad I don't work retail any more... Good song. Sadly accurate T_T
darkstormwatch
10 years, 12 months ago
way too accurate lol Nice
Nooc
10 years, 12 months ago
Please. I do not speak English.
Could someone tell me where I can find the lyrics of the song?. To translate and understand what it says.
MaxDeGroot
10 years, 12 months ago
It's beginning to suck a lot at Wal-Mart
More than usually so
Grouchy customers left and right
From morning all through the night
I wish that I could tell them where to go
(Hey, you can go straight to Notions!)

It's beginning to suck a lot at Wal-Mart
All throughout the store
I'm running so aimlessly
From hardware to grocery
And my feet are sore
(And I'm wearing Odor-Eaters!)

Someone's buying a gun for his eight-year-old son
So they can go hunting next week
And over in toys, there's plenty of noise
And tempers are reaching a peak
And though our sales are through the roof
My paycheck's looking bleak

It's beginning to suck a lot at Wal-Mart
I force a smile all day
I bet they don't have this fuss
At Target or Toys 'R Us
My hair is prematurely turning gray
(I'm still in college!)

It's beginning to suck a lot at Wal-Mart
Aching back and knees
And the last-minute sales and deals
Will make Black Friday feel
Like a it was a breeze

("Attention shoppers! We presently have a special on non-digital black and white TVs for only $14.75 in electronics!")
("And over in housewares we have one slice toasters, perfect for that college student, for only $132.49!")
("And in our grocery department a complete turducken kit, without the birds, for only $74.95!")
("And of course in Toys we have the new Single Mom Barbie Doll to prepare that little girl for life as a trailer trash mom for only $49.98!")

I was nearly crushed in a massive rush
As they poured into Layaway
They all want a Wii or a PS3
That's been backordered 'til May
And if I didn't need the money
I would quit today

It's beginning to suck a lot at Wal-Mart
Soon I'm going to crack
But what makes my stomach churn
Is when customers return
And they bring gifts back
(Do you have a receipt for this?)

Yes, they bring gifts back
(Did you even buy this here?)
Nooc
10 years, 12 months ago
A million of thankies [ *bearhugs*]!!!!
Nooc
10 years, 12 months ago
How I can download? I tried, but I could not.
MaxDeGroot
10 years, 12 months ago
The song or the lyrics? To download the song, right click on the download link, and then click "Save As"
Nooc
10 years, 12 months ago
OK!!!
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